Corrupt a Wish

[Satan's Goldfish]

granted but you get syphilis

I wish I could spell predictions incorrectly

Granted, but your gramatical incompitence gets you ridiculed until you take your own life.

I wish i wasn't work while the weather's this good!

 

[nubz]

granted... .but when you go to work next the wether will be twice as good and a aquarium raffle will be going on outside your window and theyre giving away 500 gallon tanks for free and they are selling bichirs and aros and knife fish and arapaimas but your boss makes you work late because you skipped work the day before!!!!! so you helplessly watch all those tanks go to a guppy fanatic and those fish go to an asian sushi chef!

i wish the water the person that corrupts this dream's fish die a horrible death and dont become zombies or ghosts that come back to haunt me!

 

[Satan's Goldfish]

Granted, but if my fish all now die i'm hunting you down and laying some hurt on you.

I wish i had a hot pork and stuffing sandwich for dinner. Maybe an ice cream desert if i'm still hungry.

 

[[enjoyable_attempt]]

Granted, but before you eat you wash your hands and the dog eats it all.

I wish I had a jack and coke.

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but the jack and coke fairy put diet coke in it.(oh the humanity)

I wish my fish glowed in the dark.

 

[[enjoyable_attempt]]

Granted, but for some reason the sun never set again.

I wish I was sleeping right now.

 

[BlitzRui]

Granted but you have a nightmare and have a heart attack
I wish i had a better handphone

 

[KYeasting]

Granted, but you drop it in the tank while doing a water change.

I wish I could live in a nicer apartment near school...

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but as a condition for living in the apartment is that the science dept gets to use you as a guinea pig

I wish I could become invisable at will.

 

[fatcat]

gRANTED, but in protest no one ever speaks to you again, you commit suicide, and no one ever notices.
I wish I could find a decent job.