Corrupt a Wish

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Granted, but you get hit by a bus and never live to see your dog again.

I wish I would win a 2010 Camaro SS.
 
Granted, but you total it on your way off the lot

I wish I could read minds
 
Granted, but then you'd know what we all think of your avatar.

I wish my vitiligo would spread faster.
 
granted but will only spread on the left part of your body

i wish fluval gives me all the best stuff they have for free
 
Granted but they send it all by helicopter and it lands on you. And you 'is daid'.

I wish I were an Acanthicus Adonis in a well-maintained aquarium/zoo. And they fed me whatever I wanted, as long as it was good for me.
 
Granted but due to the current economic situation the aquarium/zoo goes bankrupt and they can no longer take care of you.

I wish I had the capability to get in shape w/out working out
 
granted but you'll be bed ridden for life

i wish i have a coelacanth as a pet
 
Granted, but it dies as soon as it gets in your tank

I wish cabs would be banned from nyc
 
Granted!! But the yankees would keep sucking and the phillies would keep beating the mets.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in a half an hour
 
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