Corrupt a Wish

[knifegill]

Granted, but their increase in size pushes all the water out of your tank and they jump out and tail-slap you.

I wish people all knew that good eating habits are more important than exercise.

 

[paopanlilio]

granted but they decide to be cannibals and eats you first

i wish for a salary increase so i can get another tank

 

[Twixy]

Granted But you have to work double yhours so you have no time to enjoy it.

I wish the Sun would come back and the rain would stop

 

[paopanlilio]

granted but you would be allergic to sunlight and will not enjoy it anyways

i wish i get permission from my mom to turn part of the garage in to a 1000 gallon tank

 

[Eric A]

Granted, but it only stays that way for a few seconds.

I wish I had more money to spend on fish.

 

[Twixy]

Granted But she forgets and parks the car in the middle of it

I wish my house was big enough to fit a 1000 gallon in it

 

[paopanlilio]

granted but your haouse can only hold the tank and nothing else

i wish i didnt have to go to work today

 

[Eric A]

Granted, but you get fired and don't work t all anymore.

I don't need to wish. My wish came true, no-one corrupted my previous wish

 

[paopanlilio]

okay i'll corrupt the wish that wasnt corrupted

granted but noone will sell fish or whip to youre area


i wish i find a buried treasure in the backyard

 

[carlos3679]

granted but you realize that the backyard technically belongs to your non-friendly neighbor

I wish the Boston Red Sox don't win the world series for another 80+ years