Corrupt a Wish

[manlyfish]

granted but you never had electricty

i wish for better photography skills

 

[buddha1200]

granted,but you can't afford a camera

i wish for a new house.

 

[knifegill]

Granted, but it's Yaga Baba.

I wish for the power of invisibility.

 

[manlyfish]

granted but then you would trip and die

i have no wish

 

[knifegill]

Granted, but then it gets granted and you stop existing.

I wish for perfect health and immortality with no chance of unfortunate circumstances.

 

[GhostShrimpMan]

Granted, but then it gets granted and you stop existing.

I wish for perfect health and immortality with no chance of unfortunate circumstances.

lol i love yours

Granted, but then you wake up -.-

I wish I could catch Tapajos River Geophagus in my backyard.

 

[haynchinook334]

Granted, but you live on a boat that you have to stand on.

I wish for a wood chuck that would chuck wood while whistling show tunes.

 

[GhostShrimpMan]

Granted, but it would be your least favorite and annoying show tunes.

I wish to never get banned from here.

 

[jclyde13]

Granted, but it would be your least favorite and annoying show tunes.

I wish to never get banned from here.

Granted, but every time you try to get on this site, your computer (or whatever device you are using) gets a virus.

I wish my post count was 40,000 so I could have my user name on the MFK homepage and finally dethrone ewurm.

 

[Industrial]

Granted, but every time you try to get on this site, your computer (or whatever device you are using) gets a virus.

I wish my post count was 40,000 so I could have my user name on the MFK homepage and finally dethrone ewurm.

Granted, but then the server crashes and everybody is back to 0.

I wish I had more room for fish tanks!