Corrupt a Wish

[scalesandfins]

granted but you get your coordinates wrong and end up at the bottom of the ocean and get eaten by a giant squid
i wish i had a phone that did everything i wanted

 

[Gearhead]

Granted but it has a 5 min battery that's not rechargeable, and costs $300.

I wish water didn't evaporate out of fish tanks.

 

[bacores]

Sure, your face then get wrinkled up and sagged like a 100 YO for no moisture in the air.
I wish somebody just stop this tread already!

 

[gar man]

Granted, but nothing ever truely dies.

I wish that bacores would get 1 posts ^_^

 

[scalesandfins]

granted but it would be more negative comments
i wish i had i 60 gal sump

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted, but looking back, i guess you didn't want it hooked up to your catheter ?

i wish i had a golden gar.

 

[90cat]

Granted but then it eats your entire stock and dies

I wish I was done with school and working the job that I want

 

[Inglorious]

granted, but it's in a field that will be completely obsolete in three months.

I wish I finally got that pet monkey I always wanted

 

[fishy12]

Granted but it won't stop clapping the symbols together and drives you to killing it
i wish I had a job...

 

[redman88]

granted but now you work every day and your tanks dry out.

wish i had a smart phone