Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

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This is probably old, but I just happened across it...

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/cph/pet/3051539237.html
Asian red arowana fish for sale at moderate prices (central)
Date: 2012-06-01, 1:34PM MST
Reply to: rachelvoss1@gmail.com [Errors when replying to ads?]
Asian red arowana fish available for sale cheap.contact me now for more details and pictures.we can deliver to any part of united states.all documents available and certificates to comply with CITES.


Location: central
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 3051539237


So I sent an email...and got this:

Dear Customer,

Good day and thanks for the interest concerning
my Arowana fishes.We can ship Arowana fish to any part of the World at
large without any problems being encountered because all our fishes
have all Documents and CITES so can be transported to any part in the
world without any problems.

We do have many Arowana fish farms where we get the fish from before
shipment.We do have Arowana's like the Golden X Back, Red
Dragon,saratoga ,Jardini arowana,Chili Red, the Red Tail Golden and
Super Red not forgetting the Silvers and the Blacks which are also
available now. About the exportation size,types and prices,they are as
below and we have a promotion going on now so the fish are far cheaper
than before and this will last just for a week.

SPECIFICATION AND PRICES

Super
Red----------------$200 including shipping
Asian? Red ---------------$200 including shipping
Red Dragon--------------$200 including shipping
Chili Red---------------$195 including shipping
Golden ------------------$190 including shipping
Red tail golden(RTG)-----$195 including shipping
Malaysian Red------------$195 including shipping.
Jardini arowana------------$200 including shipping
Golden x back-----------$170? ? ? including shipping
Green and blue-----------$200? ? including shipping
Silver--------------------$ 150? ? ? including shipping
Black---------------------$ 170? ? ? including shipping
saratoga-----------------149$



Delivery Agency: Prompt by FEDEX
Guarantee:we will provide safe delivery of your fish and if anything
happens to the fishes as they get to you,send them back immediately
and have a replacement or refund.Packing: plastic Bags(air 50% : 50%
water)with maintenance for keeping manual.We can deliver to any part
of the world,with no problems. Kindly make your selections and let us
know the exact breed you are interested and how many you want to
purchase. Well i have a few questions for you before we can proceed
Do you or have you ever had any Arowana before?
Which type will you like?
Which exact breed/type do you want?
Where are you located?
When do you intend to purchase,if asap,do you need immediate delivery?

Sorry for all the questions but i need to know these facts first. Mail
back with your
address,Phone number and
present location so
we can proceed.Make sure you get back to us with your phone number
and Skype name if you have one.
Waiting on your reply.
 
12 GALLON SALTWATER LIVE REEF TANK - $300 (Colorado Springs)

Date: 2012-06-13, 11:23PM MDT
Reply to: km39b-3076819032@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

12 Gallon Live Reef Salt water tank

includes:

many different live species of corals like pulps and mushrooms

live sand/rock

built in lighting and fans

built in sump (bio balls, sponge, ceramic materials, etc included)

magnetic glass cleaner piece

INCLUDES FREE!!!!!!!! tank up keep kit including water testing chemicals, sump chemicals, salinity tester, pathogen preventions, etc.

no fish

This tank has been established for 5 years. Ready for any additions you may want to include in it. Has been maintained very well over the years. I have all the moving stuff available for you to move it yourself. PICK UP ONLY!! I bought the tank for 360 dollars and have invested about 3,000 dollars into it for upgrades. So, 300 is a great deal.

Text or Call 719-229-1161


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I got a funny one today -

Freaky Fish (MWC)
Date: 2012-06-17, 9:03AM CDT
Reply to: fbxp5-3083201888@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hello Everyone! It appears someone left Barry White or Marvin ***e on the stereo while we were on vacation, because upon our return we found dozens of fry in our tank. We are all for babies and sexual healing, but when there's a time and place. We have the time, we just don't have a place for all the babies. Most of them appear to be Malys. Can't tell what their coloring will be yet, but let me know how many you would like and I will bag 'em up and voila! New fishy friends for your family. They may even add some funk to your home, because the groove is in their heart.

Spammers will be ignored.
 
I just seen two ads one for 2 missing pitbulls and one for 2 found pitbulls oooohh yeah i called them and got the owners dogs back I bet they are saying thank you clist thank you.
 
I just seen two ads one for 2 missing pitbulls and one for 2 found pitbulls oooohh yeah i called them and got the owners dogs back I bet they are saying thank you clist thank you.
props for that! I swear the internet has turned the 6 degrees of separation theory in half.
 
10 Gallon Fish Tank - $60 (glendale)

Date: 2012-06-25, 5:20PM MST
Reply to: zfwvj-3101188663@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

I GOT A 10 GALLON FISH TANK SETUP IM LOOKING TO SELL FOR ABOUT 60$ OR ILL TRADE FOR AS WELL I GOT A BALLa SHARK AND A BOTTOM FEEDER AND 2 OTHER FISH. ALSO IVE GOT A HTC AT&T INSPIRE FOR SELL=100$ OR TRADE... IM LOOKING FOR A BUNK BED OR A LARGER FISH TANK IF ANY QUESTIONS CALL ME(623)377-3755





Location: glendale
it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 3101188663
 
oklahoma city craigslist > community > pets

Affectionate Super Red Arowana Fish For Sale - $200
Date: 2012-07-22, 3:42AM CDT
Reply to: ttpjt-3155224913@comm.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Affectionate Super Red Arowana Fish For Sale - $200 SHIPPING AVAILABLE BECAUSE WE ARE OUT OF USA

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This is CRAZY because I've never seen anything this size on CL before.

large acrylic tanks from dealer (oklahoma city)
Date: 2012-08-04, 11:16PM CDT
Reply to: w3rqg-3178456937@sale.craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

We are selling used large acrylic aquarium that we can deliver to your door cod
Please e-mail bigfishtank7727 '' at '' gmail.com for more info and pics and prices or call @ 800-229-8265.

new 2'' thick 192'' long, x 72'' wide x 34'' tall acrylic tank.... 1900 gallons $22,000.00
new 2.5'' thick 180'' long, x 72'' wide x 48'' tall Double Bull nose....2600 gallons $29,500.00

Thank you.
Rich
www.AquArtAquariums.com
800-969-1182

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