Crazy Craigslisters.....Hard to believe

[Fat Homer]

tongue splitting $550 - $550 (allentown)

Date: 2010-08-26, 10:52PM EDT
Reply to: sale-du4qe-1921431010@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



hello i am looking for someone who will split my tongue for $550 OBO i need proof that you have experience if you are willing to do this contact me ASAP

• Location: allentown
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1921431010

Can't make this up.

Whoever this person is they have a lot of guts going on something like CL to find some one to split their tongue

I mean damn you must be desperate if your looking for some one on CL to do it rather than finding a professional, especially with all the things that can go wrong during the process...

 

[BODYDUB]

70 Gallon Aquarium - $700 (Central Austin)

Date: 2010-08-27, 11:55AM CDT
Reply to: sale-pqbk8-1922232068@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

70 Gallon Aquarium in perfect shape (no leaks)
Custom stand made of solid maple. Painted with a marine finish. This is an awesome stand
1- Ehiem filter 2217
1-Ehiem heater
1-36", 12volt light
1- Glass cover for tank
2- Rena 400 air pumps
1-water test kit
3-nets
1-magnetic glass clean
Mis plastic plants and Deco.

Please email me if you have more questions

• Location: Central Austin
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

$700!?!?!?!?

 

[SpeshulEd]

Whoever this person is they have a lot of guts going on something like CL to find some one to split their tongue

I mean damn you must be desperate if your looking for some one on CL to do it rather than finding a professional, especially with all the things that can go wrong during the process...

Why would one split their tongue anyway? Can anyone give me a viable reason for doing this? No. I think its funny that someone would split their tongue to look cool when their mouth should be shut to begin with.

The economy is in the crapper, people are hundreds of thousands of dollars under water on their homes, the jobless rate is 10% and people are wasting money on splitting their tongue.

And people blame the govt for whats wrong with this country!?!?!

 

[oscarlover37]

this was posted on cl today in my area....



Date: 2010-08-28, 2:15PM PDT
Reply to: sale-8sq6j-1924536958@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



im selling a 3 ft long aqurium with 7 big fishs 2 of them are the ones that clean the aquarium, in wallmart they cost around $41.99 you can check if you want
the fish are very very big i'm selling it for $275 (NEGOTIABLE) (NEGOSIABLE)
it has one big filter and Adornments inside......give me a best offert>>THANKS!!!!

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$41.99 for "a fish that cleans the aqaurium"....just thought that was pretty funny...i like the big filter too...

 

[livebearerfreak]

um that filter looks like a tetra or whisper.... i can get the filter at walmart for 25 buckaroos........

 

[smpage]

Why would one split their tongue anyway? Can anyone give me a viable reason for doing this? No. I think its funny that someone would split their tongue to look cool when their mouth should be shut to begin with.

The economy is in the crapper, people are hundreds of thousands of dollars under water on their homes, the jobless rate is 10% and people are wasting money on splitting their tongue.

And people blame the govt for whats wrong with this country!?!?!

If people stopped splitting their tongues or getting other body mods then the professional body modifiers will be out of jobs. I definitely wouldn't call it a waste.

 

[livebearerfreak]

that also doesnt look like a 3 foot tank either..

this was posted on cl today in my area....



Date: 2010-08-28, 2:15PM PDT
Reply to: sale-8sq6j-1924536958@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



im selling a 3 ft long aqurium with 7 big fishs 2 of them are the ones that clean the aquarium, in wallmart they cost around $41.99 you can check if you want
the fish are very very big i'm selling it for $275 (NEGOTIABLE) (NEGOSIABLE)
it has one big filter and Adornments inside......give me a best offert>>THANKS!!!!

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$41.99 for "a fish that cleans the aqaurium"....just thought that was pretty funny...i like the big filter too...

 

[Gervahlt]

Even my wife cringed when she heard me read this one:

90 gallon fish aquarium - $2000 (canton, nc)

Date: 2010-08-28, 7:29PM EDT
Reply to: sale-9u79u-1924718570@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Very nice wood stand and canopy, 90 gal. fish aquarium, saltwater included with live sand, coral, live rock. Entire setup. all you need to do is move everything into your home and setup. I have a clownfish, yellow tang, and blue damsel, hermit crabs, snails, and shrimp.

$2000. if interested call 828-283-1757

• Location: canton, nc
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 1924718570

 

[knox_rbp]

It would really depend on the coral. When it comes to reefs, there are some expensive corals. I've seen certain zoanthids sell for over $200 a polyp. For those that are fw only, that's $200 one little flower looking thing smaller than a dime.

 

[Gervahlt]

Yeah, but if your coral is what's expensive, you'd be pointing that out. Instead, the seller is immediately pointing out how nice their stand and tank are and only mentioning the coral in passing. They actually go into far more detail for their very common SW fish.