I'm not sure what Dr. Joe is getting at with his slipperier water thought process, since we're talking about density*gravity*height. Maybe if you could make the water LIGHTER you'd have something to work with.
This might help you in the right direction

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=940DE4DE153FF931A25752C0A96E948260
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