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The Bass Hole;4969115; said:
so this guy comes in today, he is looking at fish he asks me if we need any help around the store (idk why he would ask me this as i am the youngest one working there and have no say in management). I was considering about asking my boss he seemed like a nice guy BUT THENNN he asks me if he can keep chinchillas with his community fish...


Wow, I'm just going to assume that wet chinchilla smells even worse than prime
 
It's hard to report. Every time I'm in the store I have to explain the nitrogen cycle to some dumb customer who apparently has never heard of books. It never stops. Just banging my head on the wall.
 
Jeox;2942821; said:
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PWN lol
 
Today I went and picked up an Angel fish at a local fish store. The tanks all looked clean but the knowledge was humorous.....

Had a tank with Clown Knife 99.99 and I asked what size they were when they were sold. The guy said "I think they get to a foot". I pause and he goes "Yeah they get to a foot or so I think". Adds it on to cover himself and was really embarrassed when I said I think they get to 3' or better.

Then while checking out the cashier was getting ready to put my bag fish into a plastic bag and I said no thanks not needed. She replied "It will die on the way home without the bag." ........do what...?

Right ater this happened I said.....LFS stories FTW!
 
Bottomfeeder;4996998; said:
Not really anything wrong with this one, I just found it really funny:D

LOL. I need to start writing signs like that... "Yes, the upside down catfish does swim upside down. No, he is not sick."
 
Man, too bad my petland shut down. Only have PetSmart now. I'm grateful for that "limited time" special thing they got going on right now though.
 
Bottomfeeder;4996998; said:
Not really anything wrong with this one, I just found it really funny:D

cept it says 'Affican' butterflies haha
 
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