i remember 1 the old shop i worked at i used to run it during the week for a couple months because my boss was ill
i was only 17 at the time but had been in that store fore over 4 years so dodgy customers got the boot quick
anyway a guy came into the shop with a blueface peacock cichlid aulonocara baenschi he said '' gday mate would you be interested in this fish'' i said ''ye maybe how much wer you after for it'' ohh dno how much you wana give me so i looked on the wholesale list ( aulonocara baenschi 12cm $15 ) this was the same size but a particulaly nice fish so i said ''how does $25 sound'' he said mate you tryin to #%&* rip me off so calmly i said no this is a fair price i can get them for $15 but seeing as this is already hier anda nice fish thats my offer then he just goes ^%&* off mate this is worth atleast $100 so then i started to get a lil annoyed and said well go to anuthershop and see wat they say i may be young but im not a &^$* idiot so i think your taking the piss then he just started going phyco so i went and stood behind the counter with our guard dog who didnt seen to like him shouting at me so i just said mate get out and dont come back he left
he returned the next day
politely i said hows it going
then he said sorry about going nuts and that he was having a bad day
now hes one of my best customers
that was more of a bad customer story but all the stories reminded me of this
a nuther 1
me hello did you need any help
customer yes ill take that axolotle
me no worrys have you got the tank all setup
customer yes i have sum varry nice goldfish in thier
me are you shure you want the axolotle it is likly it will eat your goldfish
customer yes they will be fine my fish dont eat each other
me are you 100% shure becouse i highly suggest not putting them with goldfish
customer yes if i see any aggression i have a spare tank
me why dont you setup the spare tank up fore it and ill hold it for you till the tanks ready
customer no it will be fine
me ok if you shure
customer yes thankyou
a few days later
me hay hows you axolotle going
customer the axolotle is fine but it ate all my goldfish
me but didnt you have a spare tank
customer no i rememberd it was broken
oh dear
one day a real loud and anoying girl came in the shop
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh look at that puppy wat is it
maltese x ****zu
how much
$700
can i hold
are you looking for a dog
yes
ok
so have you ever owned a dog i said
no
do you know much about them like training?
you have to train them? to do wat?
wel go to the toilet and basic obediance
o that sounds hard
yes its a lil work but well worth it
wat if i just leave it outside?
that is not the rite thing to to you wont have a proper dog it will not wont to be held...........
ok ill buy it
ummm sorry but i dont think its the rite thing to buy a dog and be un preperd
but i want it
i will hold it for a day while you go and do sum research to get the rough idea of how to look after it
wat if i take it now and look up stuff after
i dont think thats a good idea i like the puppys to go to the best most well prepared homes possible
ok can you hold it for a few days
i can hold it for 1 and come back and we shal talk
ok ill be back
it sold 2 days later she never came back
i couldnt imagine if she brought it wat would of happend to it
i was only 17 at the time but had been in that store fore over 4 years so dodgy customers got the boot quick
anyway a guy came into the shop with a blueface peacock cichlid aulonocara baenschi he said '' gday mate would you be interested in this fish'' i said ''ye maybe how much wer you after for it'' ohh dno how much you wana give me so i looked on the wholesale list ( aulonocara baenschi 12cm $15 ) this was the same size but a particulaly nice fish so i said ''how does $25 sound'' he said mate you tryin to #%&* rip me off so calmly i said no this is a fair price i can get them for $15 but seeing as this is already hier anda nice fish thats my offer then he just goes ^%&* off mate this is worth atleast $100 so then i started to get a lil annoyed and said well go to anuthershop and see wat they say i may be young but im not a &^$* idiot so i think your taking the piss then he just started going phyco so i went and stood behind the counter with our guard dog who didnt seen to like him shouting at me so i just said mate get out and dont come back he left
he returned the next day
politely i said hows it going
then he said sorry about going nuts and that he was having a bad day
now hes one of my best customers
that was more of a bad customer story but all the stories reminded me of this
a nuther 1
me hello did you need any help
customer yes ill take that axolotle
me no worrys have you got the tank all setup
customer yes i have sum varry nice goldfish in thier
me are you shure you want the axolotle it is likly it will eat your goldfish
customer yes they will be fine my fish dont eat each other
me are you 100% shure becouse i highly suggest not putting them with goldfish
customer yes if i see any aggression i have a spare tank
me why dont you setup the spare tank up fore it and ill hold it for you till the tanks ready
customer no it will be fine
me ok if you shure
customer yes thankyou
a few days later
me hay hows you axolotle going
customer the axolotle is fine but it ate all my goldfish
me but didnt you have a spare tank
customer no i rememberd it was broken
oh dear
one day a real loud and anoying girl came in the shop
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh look at that puppy wat is it
maltese x ****zu
how much
$700
can i hold
are you looking for a dog
yes
ok
so have you ever owned a dog i said
no
do you know much about them like training?
you have to train them? to do wat?
wel go to the toilet and basic obediance
o that sounds hard
yes its a lil work but well worth it
wat if i just leave it outside?
that is not the rite thing to to you wont have a proper dog it will not wont to be held...........
ok ill buy it
ummm sorry but i dont think its the rite thing to buy a dog and be un preperd
but i want it
i will hold it for a day while you go and do sum research to get the rough idea of how to look after it
wat if i take it now and look up stuff after
i dont think thats a good idea i like the puppys to go to the best most well prepared homes possible
ok can you hold it for a few days
i can hold it for 1 and come back and we shal talk
ok ill be back
it sold 2 days later she never came back
i couldnt imagine if she brought it wat would of happend to it
