Thank you for using the metric system, as well as the good analysis.
Redshark has actually said they didn't go above the mid level of 45 cm much (so not going above 30 cm much). He has also said somewhere on Loaches Online that 45cm is more than sufficient, with virtually all movements occuring on the bottom or at most on top of decor, and that height was only important to young specimens (which would find 33-45cm plenty), with floor bias replacing need for height as the fish got older.
Based on that and watching YouTube videos of his loaches*, I think 33cm or so suffices as an appropriate minimum.
You're pretty much correct on the rest though. Only nitpick is the width/fat, Emma Turner reported a 29cm specimen (Marge) to be 7.6cm wide, so the width is only a bit more than 1/4 the length.
Going by that and some rough visual comparisons I have made on Word documents, 75cm (or 2.5x of the 2.5-3x) is about appropriate for a minimum width in my eyes. Anything smaller appears visually tight, but having 2.5 body lengths leaves decent room for both enrichment and a healthy radius of space to turn around.
Not all may agree with this part, but I feel as though a 9x2.5-3x times the length of a fish tank is sufficient for both lone specimens and (small, 6-7ish) groups of fish that size, based also on Word document comparisons.
It may also be helpful to mention I'm not alone in the view that a tank big enough for one fish is also big enough for a small group. Seriously Fish agrees with that, at least for ornate pictus catfish:
https://www.seriouslyfish.com/species/pimelodus-ornatus
And of course, 270x75x33cm are going to be the approximate dimensions of my future custom clown loach tank.
*Although it may seem measly, Redshark's loaches are not the only loaches that lead me to believe 33cm is sufficient.
YouTube videos I have seen of Aquarium Co-Op's big clown loaches, in a 3028 liter of at least 76cm deep, were also decidedly substrate huggers even with such a depth. That to me is a very powerful indicator of the floor space bias of big clown loaches.