*** fish

[dragonfish]

Actually had a customer ask how to tell the difference between hetero and homosexual fish because he didn't want *** fish. Another who asked where he could buy paint so his fish could show their team spirit. Anyone want to come up with a good answer?

 

[MrRngr94]

Wow. Talk about homophobic.

 

[moxxommox]

A :: Life ban from LFS.

 

[stotty]

You require an expert for this please contact Big *** Al.


Owns "The Big *** Animal Sanctuary." Helps *** animals find homes, and helps Stan understand why Sparky can't be straight.

 

[CHOMPERS]

Good answer Stotty

My answer is tell him not to buy parrot fish. Other than parrot fish, there is no other *** fish. Neons and bettas are all female girlie fish, even the males. But they are not ***.

 

[guppy]

The answer is NO, this clown does not need fish, sell fim a poodle.

 

[dr_sudz]

That has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard! They must have been joking. I would tell him that fish are not hetero or homo, but can make you that way if you select the wrong size of tank and fish!

 

[lovespunaround]

Guppy's right; this guy doesn't need fish. I'd tell him that most people who want to keep fish are *** whether they know it or not...just to bother him.

 

[dragonfish]

Guppy's right; this guy doesn't need fish. I'd tell him that most people who want to keep fish are *** whether they know it or not...just to bother him.

That's funny, I could get fired for it but I will have to remember it.

 

[prophets]

That's hilarious. It's like today at a local Petland Discounts, this 13-14 yr old kid asks the worker there "do fish communicate?" The worker asks what do you mean by communicate? Kid sez, "do they talk?"

I had to walk out the store!