Here's one for you....I was just sitting down, watching Hannibal, and holding my female pastel ball python. I felt her go straight, and looked down at her. She just wanted to stretch out. I kept watching the movie, and then felt my chest start getting wet/warm. I looked down, and she is taking a crap on my chest while she freaking stares right at me. WTF. To make matters worse, I didn't want to move her, b/c all of her muscles were tense. I didn't want her to get hurt. So, I just sat there, watching my snake crap on my chest.
FML...