**FML Thread**

[jrjerin]

this thread is full of problems that are not that big of a deal

 

[iloveoscars702]

this thread is full of problems that are not that big of a deal

haha so? the actual fml web-sight is a lot more funnier, just made one to see what people have to share

 

[fishy12]

Um mine was prtty bad cause my parents gonna kik ma ass during the interum(every 4 weeks we get them) so im in trouble....

 

[12 Volt Man]

Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML

 

[iloveoscars702]

^^^ hahaha.

 

[fishy12]

HAHAHA that was gr8t!!! i bet everyone laughed to death. I bet the teacher was even laughin.

 

[12 Volt Man]

..and gagging?

lol

I could spend hours on that site LOL

 

[iloveoscars702]

..and gagging?

lol

I could spend hours on that site LOL

same here.

 

[fishy12]

Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML there is a good one rofl!!

 

[rmorse]

Here's one for you....I was just sitting down, watching Hannibal, and holding my female pastel ball python. I felt her go straight, and looked down at her. She just wanted to stretch out. I kept watching the movie, and then felt my chest start getting wet/warm. I looked down, and she is taking a crap on my chest while she freaking stares right at me. WTF. To make matters worse, I didn't want to move her, b/c all of her muscles were tense. I didn't want her to get hurt. So, I just sat there, watching my snake crap on my chest.


FML...