Ha!
I would like to say "I am not only a Sponsor, but an MFK Member!"..
Unlike some other sponsors who 'act' like they help out, but are really just around to sell fish! Then they bust out the 'I am not only a Sponsor, but a member" line when they wan't to get into personal issues..I won't mention names
On-Topic:
The gar thing is stupid, yah. True gars are a different story, compared to the 'Needlefish' you see everywhere..
I also read that one of these so-called Freshwater fish are actually a juvenile amphibian, that when stressed or a sudden water paramater changes, they will grow legs and become a land-dwelling aquatic species. They do this naturally with seasonal changes in the wild, but no one knows what exactly triggers it in aquaria, other then poor conditions. Crazy huh? I have no idea what it was or is though, looks just like that ugly thing though..