Friday Free-For-All....
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I protest!!! A day after international women's day, we men don't get a day for us, but pacified with a damn sandwich!?? W-T-F!??
....now throw some doritos in, and you got a deal!!
Cool Ranch.I protest!!! A day after international women's day, we men don't get a day for us, but pacified with a damn sandwich!?? W-T-F!??
....now throw some doritos in, and you got a deal!!
Me: pulls on door.
Someone else: you have to push.
Me: thankyou my next move would of been trying to lift from the bottom.
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Waitress/ server: would u like a table.
Me: no I'll eat on the floor
Someone else: you have to push.
Me: thankyou my next move would of been trying to lift from the bottom.
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Waitress/ server: would u like a table.
Me: no I'll eat on the floor
My friend said onions were the only food that make u cry.
So that's why I beat him with a coconut.
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Study's show birthdays r good for you.
They found people who celebrated more lived longer.
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Im in good shape.
Unfortunately that shape is a potato
So that's why I beat him with a coconut.
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Study's show birthdays r good for you.
They found people who celebrated more lived longer.
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Im in good shape.
Unfortunately that shape is a potato
Funny ideas
For new parent: take pictures of you taking baby out of spacecraft in woods,leave pics where kid will find them at a later age.
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End all sentences with:, in accordance to the prophecy !
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Before selling house: bury fake skeleton and or other weird stuff in yard.
For new parent: take pictures of you taking baby out of spacecraft in woods,leave pics where kid will find them at a later age.
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End all sentences with:, in accordance to the prophecy !
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Before selling house: bury fake skeleton and or other weird stuff in yard.
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