I... think I hate you Jeox...
I read the entier thing... I will never get that part of my life back
I read the entier thing... I will never get that part of my life back
funny jokes.
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LOL. Were we not just talking about how this is a family site and the good possibility of repercussions for offensive jokes in this thread?....
Lawyers Look away!!!
A couple is on their way to get married and they get in to a car accident, die and go to heavon. In heavon they asked god if he can get them married. God says "give me 5 years". so they go through heavon and come back to god and he gets them married. they start arguing and want a divorce. THey go to god and ask him to get them divorce. He looks at them and says "It took me 5 years to get a preacher up here how long do you think it will take to get a lawyer"
A couple is on their way to get married and they get in to a car accident, die and go to heavon. In heavon they asked god if he can get them married. God says "give me 5 years". so they go through heavon and come back to god and he gets them married. they start arguing and want a divorce. THey go to god and ask him to get them divorce. He looks at them and says "It took me 5 years to get a preacher up here how long do you think it will take to get a lawyer"
nickmax5;1910964; said:
That was great!!! Here's a similar one;
3 nuns get in a car accident, die, and go to heaven. But before they can enter, they have to answer a question from John the Baptist. the first nun steps up. John asks her, "Who was the first man on Earth?" The nun says, "Adam." She gets in. The second nun walks up and gets asked, "Where did he live?" She answers, "The Garden of Eden." and gets in. Now, the last nun is the Mother Superior so her question is a bit more difficult. John asks her, "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?". The Mother Superior pauses for a second saying, "Oh......that's a hard one." John the Baptist says, "Yup, you're in."
Spell Checker Poem
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can putt the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poemthrew it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can putt the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poemthrew it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
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