A young polar bear came home from school and asked his Mom. "Am I real polar bear?" His mom replied, "of course you are. what a silly question."
The next day he asked "mom, are you a real polar bear?" His mom replied, "Of course I am a real polar bear! What a silly question."
well, this went on for weeks. Everyday it was a different question. "Is dad a real polar bear? Is grandma and grandpa real polar bears? Are my ancestors real plolar bears? Am I in fact a REAL 100% pure bread polar bear???"
Finally his dad said, "ENOUGH ALREADY!!! Why are you asking all the questions about you being a real polar bear???"
The young polar bear replied, "Because I am freakin FREEZING!"