Get your head around this...

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Lol whatever floats that kids boat. :P
 
All I want to know is how retarded is this kid and who are his friends, because I'm sure someone either helped him or made him do it. I'm guessing there is more to the story. But if it was a fish then ouch!
 
Lupin;2105145; said:
Considering candirus came from Amazon basin, I have to admit I am also intrigued why someone would keep a dangerous fish as a pet. I don't remember if candirus are indeed sold around the trade but considering their fatal attacks, I hope not.
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I keep Candiru... They are darn interesting fish. They are not "dangerous" at all..

Can't think of a time I though it would be interesting to shove one up my pecker though....

This kid needs some parents watching him...And maybe lay off the Internet...
 
Zoodiver;2105363; said:
I think the kid lied to cover up his mistake. The story is terrible, it just doesn't add up? Holding a fish while doing a water change? Dropped with while going to the bathroom, but then suddenly it reversed gravity and swam up the urine stream? It's a betta, not a salmon.
I can't imagine shoving something in there!? Especially a fish.
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Welcome to my life bro... Urethral self dialations 1-3 times a day

http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/urology/umurethral_stricture.htm

I use a size 14 dialator (a little bigger than a pencil) usually once a day...

A fish is pretty small when compared to a pencil....
 
I've heard quite a bit about the candiru and it is a parasite that attacks fish gills and latched on to the blood vessels. It's was attracted to the fish in the first place by the trail of amonia in the water from the gills. In human cases it is peeing in the water and the fish swims right up the vagina or penis.



Now WTH was this kid really doing he just happened to have the fish in his hand while urinating, BULL-****. How did you even get a candiru?
 
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