GF left me

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6.5 years for me so yeah, lesson learned indeed! You will be fine and roaring to get back in the sack with another woman!

Oh, I meant learn a lot about yourself....
 
arkmann;2746837; said:
6.5 years for me so yeah, lesson learned indeed! You will be fine and roaring to get back in the sack with another woman!

Oh, I meant learn a lot about yourself....


LOL, I'm already roaring to get back in the sack with another woman, but that's just because I got NOTHING for almost 3 months from her..so it's been......festering.....we'll call it that, yeah.
 
Circa4190;2746851; said:
LOL, I'm already roaring to get back in the sack with another woman, but that's just because I got NOTHING for almost 3 months from her..so it's been......festering.....we'll call it that, yeah.

Wait, its festering? Dude, you might wanna get that checked out...
 
4 years!!!! i think my longest was about 2years and that was because it annoyed my mum and i was 16.
now they dont seem to last more than 3 months....i get bored easily!...plus none were in to fish lol

oh and get another fish....something u been denying urself for a while :D
GL and hope u feel better soon babe
xxx
 
rmorse;2746936; said:
Wait, its festering? Dude, you might wanna get that checked out...

lol, not literally festering, that would be kinda sick. just horny as all hell rofl.
 
Ok, calm down ny friend! You will find a girlfriend soon (are you going to the Meet?;))
 
Sorry to hear about the GF issues.

Don't worry Dude, the pain will go away...Never! Just kidding.;)

The pain will go away...Oh I'll say in about 3 hours( if you didn't love her),

3 days ( if you were infatuated w/her),

3 weeks ( if you really liked her a Lot),

3 months ( if she was a passionate lover),

3 years ( if you really loved her and we're planning on marrying her.)

Otherwise, keep your head up and try to do whatever you can to stay busy and your mind preoccupied. Alcohol only works if you're with your friends and not driving.

I do not recommend taking 3 hits of acid and shutting yourself in a room by yourself and watching the Exorcist over and over again. DO NOT DO THAT!

Just relax and enjoy your freedom. There is a 10 to 1 ratio of women, so that's a plus.

Remember, the ladies want to get married around the 2 year mark and when the 4 year mark arrives and you haven't proposed... they flush you like a dead fish we find in our tanks. Move on!

Take care bro,


Richard
 
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