GIRL PROBLEMS NEED ADVICE
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Oh lord, here I go gettin sucked into the man drama again. Ok, so!!
First - I'm a chick,
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and considering that I have three brothers and about 40+ close guy friends I grew up with and have been close to for over 10 years... Ima tell you what I tell them. Ready - Annnd GO
1. Never chase a girl who ditched you for someone else
2. Don't waste time bein mad at the guy she left you for.. His turn will come too.
3. Nooo, you can't kill him
4. There is never "No reason" a relationship ends. Doesn't mean it was anything you did, but be honest with yourself and look at the whole picture.
5. Some women (I have known plenty!) actually enjoy this little game she is playing with you. It's called cat & mouse.... Stop bein the dam mouse!
6. If you need to cry, then cry. Aint no shame in bein human.
7. Now stop cryin - And realize that she obviously is not cryin over you, so you don't need to waste another tear on her.
8. Alcohol won't fix it
9. Nooo, it won't!
10. Sleeping is good, try it.
11. Showers are your friend - take them!
12. Lean on family! You didn't have a choice when it came to pickin them, but hell, you had to deal with them your whole life, now they can deal with you.
13. DON'T beg her to come back, blow up her cell phone with calls or texts, talk to her friends, stalk her on myspace, threaten her new boyfriend, or "bump" into her on the streets or at her work... That's called stalkin darlin and will land you in an 8x8 with "Bubba"... I doubt thats the lovin you want.
14. Take a trip - anywhere really. Go fishin or campin. Round up the boyz and raise hell in the backwoods. . . Every man needs his "Savage" time.
15. Don't go hook up with someone random just because you are angry... You will feel like an a**, she might have an STD, and you will still be in the same boat... Potentially itchier...
16. Let off some steam. Breakups are awesome for your health - when else are you this angry and pumped? Run it out, lift a car, throw a telephone pole, just move that body!
17. Don't throw little people, that's wrong.
18. Strip clubs are bad. That's like goin into a candy shop with a cavity.
19. Focus on you! What do you want outta life, what do you need from a relationship, where do you want to be five years from now?
20. Breath. Just breath.
First - I'm a chick,
<---------
and considering that I have three brothers and about 40+ close guy friends I grew up with and have been close to for over 10 years... Ima tell you what I tell them. Ready - Annnd GO
1. Never chase a girl who ditched you for someone else
2. Don't waste time bein mad at the guy she left you for.. His turn will come too.
3. Nooo, you can't kill him
4. There is never "No reason" a relationship ends. Doesn't mean it was anything you did, but be honest with yourself and look at the whole picture.
5. Some women (I have known plenty!) actually enjoy this little game she is playing with you. It's called cat & mouse.... Stop bein the dam mouse!
6. If you need to cry, then cry. Aint no shame in bein human.
7. Now stop cryin - And realize that she obviously is not cryin over you, so you don't need to waste another tear on her.
8. Alcohol won't fix it
9. Nooo, it won't!
10. Sleeping is good, try it.
11. Showers are your friend - take them!
12. Lean on family! You didn't have a choice when it came to pickin them, but hell, you had to deal with them your whole life, now they can deal with you.
13. DON'T beg her to come back, blow up her cell phone with calls or texts, talk to her friends, stalk her on myspace, threaten her new boyfriend, or "bump" into her on the streets or at her work... That's called stalkin darlin and will land you in an 8x8 with "Bubba"... I doubt thats the lovin you want.
14. Take a trip - anywhere really. Go fishin or campin. Round up the boyz and raise hell in the backwoods. . . Every man needs his "Savage" time.
15. Don't go hook up with someone random just because you are angry... You will feel like an a**, she might have an STD, and you will still be in the same boat... Potentially itchier...
16. Let off some steam. Breakups are awesome for your health - when else are you this angry and pumped? Run it out, lift a car, throw a telephone pole, just move that body!
17. Don't throw little people, that's wrong.
18. Strip clubs are bad. That's like goin into a candy shop with a cavity.
19. Focus on you! What do you want outta life, what do you need from a relationship, where do you want to be five years from now?
20. Breath. Just breath.
pitbullbadass;2079149; said:
When you don't use punctuation, that gives the rest of us permission to make fun of you...
...So, was he any good?
