mcsnapper1;5061053; said:
to properly smuggle a platypus you will need to do this....
first you need to become good mates
tell him what a great looking shelia he has
then you can crack a few tinnies with him
XXXX gold is their favourite not Fosters
after many cans of fourex (XXXX) he will become sleepy
then you need to get a grey haired lady to drape him over her shoulder,
as if he was a fox fur coat
whilst on the plane trip home you will need lots more beer to keep him happy and not to talkative LOL
hope this works for you let me know
Oh and I will put you in touch with my mate who works at the fourex brewery,you will need to set up a constant supply or else he'll get really cranky,fair dinkum
