Nice, still trying to figure out names, I've been looking at mischievous gods/ spirits names, but I haven't found any that I feel ok with yelling out all the time.
I had read that some breeders have through slective breeding doubled their average size, it makes me wonder the monstrosity of a 6' ferret, if it were ever created.
I have to admit, I completely falling in love with them as well, the laughs are endless, even when your reprimanding them you can't help but smile.
You could also get one of those side cars for your hog, and they could join you on your trips.