Now I have to share a story about hot peppers.
When my mom died I got a killer inheritance. I allocated a good amount of it to go to help some of my contacts in the philippines. It was a killer trip in the year of 98 while the elections were going on. When we got to mindano( spelling) we were the only white guys in the airport other than a geologist who got picked up.
Now here is where the funny part comes in. In the 6 weeks prior to our going, I tried many ways to make a connection but never got a response from the people I was going to meet. So when the airport began to empty it became very clear that there was no welcoming party. You should have seen my father in law change the color of his underwear lOLOLOLOLOLOL.
So I knew at least the name of the place where they lived Agusan Del Norte. So we flagged a jeepny and off we went. When we got to the general area, it took us a good 3 hours driving around till we found someone who knew where the person we were looking for lived. The driver loved it because we were a massive fair for him.
I will get to how this ties in with peppers in the next paragraph.
When we got to the house, it was so great. Here I am 6 5' biker jacket, cowboy hat and boots and Samuel Salar's wife answers the door and she is like 4 7'. It took her about 5 minutes till she cued in to whom I was. So here we are unannounced on their doorstep and they were like totally caught unprepared which was great because everything that samuel had made himself out to be was exactly what he was. I loved it.
Then he went to try to take us to what the barange (spelling) called a tourist resort, to which I told him no way we will sleep on your floor or in the outshed. Over the next 2 weeks we had a great time and here is where the peppers come in.
Without knowing how dangerous it was for a white dude to be alone in the market I went off to get the supplies for the feast I wanted to make for them. They had 3 pots and a hole in the counter where the fire came through. So I picked up a fresh fish , some veggies, fruits and what they called dirty rice. I thought it would be nice to make a hot spicy compote type salsa to add to the sweet chutney I was gonna make. So I made sure to spread the purchases out amongst the various stalls. All the while with people yelling HEY JOE at me. I had made sure to attach canadian flags to my kit so that people would know I was not connected to that aspect of caucasion history. Well at the one stall, these two young ladies who did not seem to speak good english were selling these tiny tiny tiny dark green peppers that had fire red tips. I bartered with them and then told them how many I needed and made a motion that I wanted to test one of them so that I could get the right amount.
When I broke the pepper open and bit the area just below the stem on the pepper, they put both of their hands on their cheeks and their mouths just dropped AND I KNEW FROM THE LOOK IN THEIR EYES THAT I WAS IN VERY DEEP TROUBLE. IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE STUCK NAPALM ON MY LIPS AND LIT IT.
I dropped that pepper and ran my fingers across my forehead to which they burst out in laughter. Immediately I felt the streaks of napalm on my forhead. Even worse later when I went to the latrine I made the gravest of chefs errors, I forgot that I had been preparing a nasty hot salsa and you guessed it, for the next few hours I really wished there was an ice machine near by.
The feast was for 250 people or so and I could not figure out why certain people were laughing at me all the while I was making the supper. It was only later that I found out in that area I was doing ladies work, and what was even funnier was that I was enjoying it lolololololol