HAHAHHA - you sick bastard! That's great. I have to agree with your reasoning, don't know if I'd be too attached myself, but each to thier own. Certainly better than letting them languish in a poorly kept 55 gallon, because that's where they would end up.
BLUE SHARK - don't think it's gonna taste too good, but give this a try:
Broiled Spicy Shark
Ingredients:
1 lb Shark fillets (3/4" thick)
1/4 c Chopped parsley
1 ts Dried basil
2 tb Seafood sauce or chilli sauce
1/3 c Lemon juice
1 tb Chopped fresh basil, or
1 x Clove garlic, minced
1 tb Light soy sauce
Place fish fillets in plastic bag. Add lemon juice, parsley, basil, garlic, chilli sauce and soy sauce. Close top of bag and refrigerate for at least one hour, but not longer than eight hours. Remove fish from bag and save marinade. Place fish on rack of pre-heated broiler about three inches from heat and broil for three to five minutes. Turn fillets over, brush top with marinade and boil an additional five to eight minutes until fish flakes or is done to taste. Boil the rest of the marinade until it is reduced by half, and pour over fillets when serving.
I dropped a 4-5 footer next to my boat this weekend, very dissapointing as it was my first hookup with a sizable shark.