I HATE DOGFARTS!!!!

[Frank Castle]

Dude....it's bad......these guys will clear a ROOM. They don't even have to BE in the same room, their farts CREEP from OTHER ROOMS. When I go somewhere, thy all just sit right at the door waiting for me until I get back, FARTING the entire time so when I open the door it's like a SMOG CLOUD of farts. I've tried everything and they still smell like a dead skunk crawled up their asses, came back to life and died again.


The worst is when they do it while you're trying to EAT,........you just don't even want to finish your meal afterwards.

Oh and the older male also Bark-farts. He barks and his butthole responds. Dogs, man......wth? WHO has a dog who farts when he barks? I'm not saying he farts EVERYTIME he barks, but still....he's weird - he also sneezes so hard, he hits his face on the ground and you can hear the whole floor THUMP


Just thought I'd share lol Have fun with this....maybe it will gain more interest than my Booby thread

 

[xraycer]

Dude, you smelt it, then you dealt it.

Now, stop blaming the dogs! Haha

 

[Kittiee Katt]

LOL!!! My in-laws had a little old dog that used to smash his face on the ground every time he sneezed, it would have been funny but he was some 18yrs old so you kind of had to feel for the poor little man.. Although if he'd just been brushed, and he sneezed and smashed his nose, his fur on the top of his head went into an awesome Elvis type hair style - and then it was adorably hilarious.


As for the farts, let's just say I'm glad I have cats when it comes to that!!!


Post Script: Your dogs are adorable!!!!!

 

[krichardson]

What,cats don't fart?

 

[Kittiee Katt]

What,cats don't fart?

Lol I've never had to clear a room because the cat farted is more what I meant.

When they use the kitty trays however, that's a different story.

 

[convict360]

staffies are very smelly, i just remember my cousins dogs very clearly in that regard; maybe look at how much protein you are feeding them?

 

[predatorkeeper87]

whats their diet consist of frank?

 

[krichardson]

Hot dogs.

 

[predatorkeeper87]

Hot dogs.

eh he just filets those 45" jack dempseys or whatever the outrageous fish was in that other thread

 

[krichardson]

Lol I've never had to clear a room because the cat farted is more what I meant.

When they use the kitty trays however, that's a different story.

Yeah those cat boxes can be pretty obnoxious.I've never known a cat to be flatulent,they are so aloof and private...none have ever done it around me.