I HATE DOGFARTS!!!!

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Maybe they don't like it when you guys do it so they leave the room to do it hoping you guys will follow suit lololol
You could be on to something with this... Our fluffy cat would snuggle under the blankets right down near our feet, and would happily lay there until morning, he'd done it for years, until... One night we was sleeping away (as you do) and I woke up to the hubby half asleep carrying on like a pork chop because the cat had clawed at his "bits"... It must of hurt because he was OBLIVIOUS to the stench wafting from under the blankets - and it was a god awful smell! I don't know which of us done it, but my poor puff wanted out. Since then he snuggles up near our chests (still under the blankets) and demands that we tuck the blanket in around his little head with his face poking out. :D
 
You could be on to something with this... Our fluffy cat would snuggle under the blankets right down near our feet, and would happily lay there until morning, he'd done it for years, until... One night we was sleeping away (as you do) and I woke up to the hubby half asleep carrying on like a pork chop because the cat had clawed at his "bits"... It must of hurt because he was OBLIVIOUS to the stench wafting from under the blankets - and it was a god awful smell! I don't know which of us done it, but my poor puff wanted out. Since then he snuggles up near our chests (still under the blankets) and demands that we tuck the blanket in around his little head with his face poking out. :D
lmaoooo
 
humm, interesting thread, esp the kitty cat dutch oven.
 
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My rottie can be pretty gassy. We've learned that some fruits make her more gassy than others but she can clear a room too lol

Some times as she is reaching for her face with her hind leg to scratch her self or something, she will push out a fart. It's pretty silly.
 
My rottie can be pretty gassy. We've learned that some fruits make her more gassy than others but she can clear a room too lol

Some times as she is reaching for her face with her hind leg to scratch her self or something, she will push out a fart. It's pretty silly.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! That's hilarious
 
one of my dogs just farted while standing behind the fan.....this is just.....terrible.
I think my dog's favorite time to blast his gas cannon is when he is lying right at my feet as I am relaxing on the couch.
 
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DAMNIT!!! THEY JUST DID IT AGAIN......it's so hot outside and I can't turn off the fan, but it just keeps sucking every fart right into the living room and magnifies it!!! I gotta set up the window-fan and set it to "suck outwards" and flip the other fan around. This is ridiculous, i'm NOT dealing with this for the next 4 months in 90-100F heat

I think my dog's favorite time to blast his gas cannon is when he is lying right at my feet as I am relaxing on the couch.
Does he show guilt? When I yell "WHO FARTED?" they all get up and run into the other room lol....my little one is self-conscious about it and she gets embarrassed....you can see her eyes flutter and then she hangs her head in shame haha
 
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