I like squirrels, they're devious little animals. I choose to believe everyone of them is named punisher.
When I was young, a friend of mine kept trying to kill one with a slingshot but missed everytime. He ran up to the fence to grab more rocks, and punisher jumped out of the tree, ran along the fence and attacked him. He started screaming like a little girl, running around and the squirrel ran off. I was laughing soo hard I almost barfed.
Another good one was when a buddy and I were having beers in his backyard and this squirrel held its own against his monster cat. Things chirpin' away running at his cat, we decided then they all should be named punisher.