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Attention: Dear Prominent User Of The Internet


How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail
meets you in a perfect condition. This is from a total cash prize of
US$500,000.00 dollars, given to the first FIFTY (50) people who will be
compensated in this world internet programs. All participants were selected
randomly from World Wide Web site Through computer draw system and extracted
from over 700.000 companies I am using this opportunity to thank you for using
the internet daily.



Due to your effort, using internet programs indoor and in your office, We want
to compensate you and show our gratitude to you with the sum of $500, 000.00
Thousand United States Of America Dollars we have authorized Dr.
David Mark to
assist your in getting your compensation check across to you.



The name and contact address of the DR. DAVID MARK is as follows;

COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT:DR. DAVID MARK
EMAIL: officer.dmark@yahoo.se
Tel: 009-234-703-475-5738


Finally remember that I have forwarded instruction to the Dr. David Mark on
your behalf to send the cash prize of hundred thousand United State Of America
Dollars to you as soon as you contact him without delay .

Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is
from the
bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon.


Mr. Elvis Collins.
Presidential Library & Museum
Former Director International Online
Lottery Co-coordinator. © 2007 WORLD
INTERNET PROGRAMS®

My reply:

I really like fish! can I spend it on fish? How do I get my money? I am so happy!

I just got bored and decided to entertain some dialogue with these creeps. I'll update.
 
I love the names they choose. Elvis? Come on, at least try.
 
ewurm;1279722; said:
from the
bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon.


Mr. Elvis Collins
1. Sounds like a mushy smatement to grab your 'heart'.
2. This e-mail was at random right? Thus how could they predict that it'd wind up in the inbox of a christian?
3. He who spends the majority of thier life on the internet obviously does not have a family.
4. What a BS artist.
 
Reply from them:

Attention,

I was directed by my boss to send you the certified bank Check as Compensation .Be inform that the check will be sent from WEST AFRICA but through my boss account with HSBC bank London, so the check will bears HSBC bank London.

This is a real check so be rest assured that the money will be cleared in your account immediately it is deposited in your account.

You are required to reconfirm your full name, address where the certified bank Check will be sent. Your telephone number is also needed for easy communication, as soon as the information is received I will send you the cashier check through DHL courier service and the tracking number will be sent to you to enable you track it down before it arrival in your country.

Meanwhile be inform that cost of shipment and the insurance coverage of certified cashier check are at your expenses.

Get back to me to enable me inquire about the cost of the Insurance and the courier charge of your check to be delivered at your doorstep and keep you informed.

Fill this form and return it back to me to enable me dispatch your check at once.A scan copy of your certificate of ownership and deposit certificate can be sent to you on request.

(1) Your full name------------
(2) Your address---------------
(3) Your telephone number------------
(4) present country-------------------

Send the above information immediately.

Awaiting your urgent response.

Sincerely,
Mr. David Mark.
 
My reply:

I don't have a bank account to deposit the check to. Will my bank cash a check for that much? Should I open one? Or can you send me a debit card?
 
ewurm;1279809; said:
(1) Your full name-------------
(2) Your address--------------
(3) Your telephone number------------
(4) present country------------
.
(1) Your full name- Hugh Jass
(2) Your address- 666, Yeoraydumm Sheet.
 
Ahh, PM bot deleted the remaining funny number and country.
By the way, I got my sister to read this thread and she couldnt stop laughing.
 
Received today:
Hello Eric,


Thanks for your prompt response.


I want you to know that your bank will have your cheque cashed to you without delays. You could cash your cheque and have it transfer into your debit card yourself as soon as you have recieved your cheque and it deposited and cashed to you.


You need to act fast now that we are in communication with each other. But meanwhile, I will want you to fill out the information needed to proceed with the delivery of your cheque to you.


I will be expecting the details before I will go out to check on the cost of DHL delivery to your location in 24 hours.


Await your response immediately.


God Bless.


Mr. David Mark.
 
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