I won half a million bucks just for using the internet!

[ewurm]

I replied:

Dear Mr. Mark,

I opened a bank account today so I can put all my riches in it. I got checks with fish on them! Isn't that neato? Can I spend the money on anything I want? Oh, and what information do you need? I can't find my social security number, I think my girlfriend has it in her purse, and she is going to school in Rome to be a foot doctor. I'd call her to get it but I'm out of minutes on my GoPhone. Calling Rome is SOOOOOOOOO expensive. Should I get a security system for my house now that I am rich?

 

[cichlid savage]

Way too funny. When you get your check could you give a brother a loan?

 

[ewurm]

Way too funny. When you get your check could you give a brother a loan?

I'll ask the Dr. if he can send you a check too.

 

[ewurm]

HA

 

[cichlid savage]

Cool. I use the internet daily too. I'm going online to order a Benz and a Yacht!

 

[señor_pescados_felices]

this needs to be a new MFK game!

this does seem entertaining,not so much to do on your own but to have the funny convo with the purpose of re-posting it here for the amusement of MFK as a whole is genius.

However to be an official game it needs an official name......"lost hopes" or something like that......lol

I honestly wanna do one....hehe

 

[cichlaguapote]

I'll ask the Dr. if he can send you a check too.

Tell them only thing you know is his name is cichlid savage but obviously they should be able to find him in the telephone book off that info..

Wow this whole thread is lmao.. even that cat pic..

 

[jason longboard]

what goes around comes around,they'll get it in the end.sad how some ppl fall into this,wurm you know its not real right?big jk.

 

[ewurm]

what goes around comes around,they'll get it in the end.sad how some ppl fall into this,wurm you know its not real right?big jk.

What do you mean it's not real? A person that I don't know wants to give me a half million dollars for no reason, and all I have to do is pay for shipping the check and insurance. Sounds fair to me!

 

[Cohazard]

this is great! I can't wait for the next replies