IDIOT!!!

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Yeah, if you get it in ADDITION...giving away all of your fish to do someone elses bidding is ridiculous, especially fish like those.
 
mainy999 said:
After he does the dishes, vacuums, does laundry, and rubs her feet for 2 hours after he gets home from work. Poonanner best not come between a man and his fish. :ROFL: :ROFL:

I'm never going to be held hostage for a little slice of bologna. :ROFL:
 
benzjamin13 said:
Maybe she was holding his testicles for ransom

"Get a saltwater tank, or the testicle gets it!" :ROFL:
 
:screwy: it shows by the story the him nor his wife KNOW ANYTHING about saltwater tanks
after he blows a few thousand on fish and they keep on dying And his wife leaves him and takes 1/2 he'll be wanting his old fish back by then they will be gone and h'ell be left with good ole Mary Palmer :ROFL:
 
If my significant other said anything like this to me regarding fish or otherwise this would be the exchange:

Her: If you don't (such and such) then X will happen.

Me: I don't understand. You know exactly where the door is and how to get out. But I will be happy to show you the way if needed.
 
she'd be the type of wife that the husband would come home to her concreting the driveway in a singlet/shorts and boots! with a Beer and a ciggy goin...ewww i can see it now... LOL
 
however she got control of him so well, i would love to have a man, that just did what I said like that, I would never ask someone to give away there fishies. but It seems he is very wealthy and does not care about his fish, or she does not care about his fish or him. My werser half/insignificant other tells me im greedy when im buying fish food , so he really wants no fish,, did I listen,,,, no way.... I know ive got a future ex husband, every time I do a water change, my fish love me more than he does, and I spend more time with them for that reason. that guy is kinda lucky that his wife cares at all. :swear:
 
mothernature said:
however she got control of him so well, i would love to have a man, that just did what I said like that, I would never ask someone to give away there fishies. but It seems he is very wealthy and does not care about his fish, or she does not care about his fish or him. My werser half/insignificant other tells me im greedy when im buying fish food , so he really wants no fish,, did I listen,,,, no way.... I know ive got a future ex husband, every time I do a water change, my fish love me more than he does, and I spend more time with them for that reason. that guy is kinda lucky that his wife cares at all. :swear:


Sorry to hear your husband sucks. Take him to the local aquarium, then push him into the shark tank. BAM! No more crappy spouse. Jaws has lunch.
 
oh no were not married, and hopefully it doesnt come to this :eek: . I said future ex husband just to leave the option open. But after he leaves me(which will happen, cuz you know men) :screwy: , NO MORE RELATIONSHIPS :swear: unless its a fish ;] :thumbsup:
 
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