If a Snakehead Crossed the Road?

[gigas12]

Hi,their ability to walk on land has been exaggerated so dont think it will happen!

 

[uting]

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[Miguel]

guys stay on topic, please.

 

[harvs95]

Two words ...vroom..squish..

 

[hotsauce]

dude here are the steps to take care of the "evil, land walking, vampire, blood thirsty, demon".........1. stop car 2. get out of car 3. close door 4. walk to area where fish was last seen 5. get a visual on location of fish 6. take a pic for mfk first 7. call fish and game, ask if you can take it home and eat it! they say they taste pretty good!!!!!!

 

[iManipulate]

Are you allowed to take home a SH in the states if you plan on eating it? Like if you catch it, and kill it, can you take home the fish or do they steal it and dispose of it?

 

[gigas12]

Hi,yes I think when it occurs its time to call the US army!

 

[Cluley]

I wonder what we would do in the UK...

p.s. They can walk between lakes in the dry season right?

 

[MadBob]

Dude, In all my years living over here I have never seen a snakehead cross a road. Come onto dry land.... no not even, only wet-and-extremely-shallow land.

Well if you do, you should club it and report to the authorities that you found it in some obscure place... like eating stray cats around a dumpster. You never know, America just LOVES tall tales.

You'd get better news ratings if you put them breaking into homes, eating babies, then raping the womenfolk and burning down churches while selling meth to the kids they didn't eat. It's just as plausible as any of the other soundbyte science the news has spewed on the matter.

But if I saw a magical babyeating snakehead crossing the street here, I probably wouldn't kill it, I'd get it a collar and a leash, keep it in my yard with a water dish. Besides my neighbors have so many kids I don't think anybody would notice if a fictional magic demon landfish started eating them....

 

[hotsauce]

MadBob......watch out! snakehead is trying to eat your dog!!!!!!!!!!! gotta love our media. when all else fails and there is no news........make it up!!!!!