I would go to work for FEAR. (Fish Enforcment Agency and Regulation) I would raid all of your homes and confiscate your fish, your tanks, your filtering systems, your pond equipment, everything. I would have a very large equipped truck some what like pond stockers use and I would carry it all away. If you wanted to keep fish...you would have to pay me...and of course I would have all of the tanks and fish that I had ever dreamed of keeping. Some evidence always turns up missing!!! BUWWWAAAAHHHHHHAA!
And evil scheme has been hatched....