If you could be a fish what would you be and why?
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I would be a datnoid. Beuatiful color. Loved by many. Not cheap. And slow grower. Can live a pretty long life too.
those are the little brazilian fish that suck onto fishes gills because theyre attracted to the ammonia released. They're famous however, for climbing into men's meat sticks when theyre going #1. THey make their way right up there and burrow themselves as far as they can until they get stuck. Requires surgery to remove them and its WICKED painful from reports
a little male guppy surrounded by female guppies, cuz they are little humping machines, and those female guppies gots some nice womanly curves like Beyonce. mmm-mmmm
Tigrinus Catfish........exspensive and very cool looking...........and extremely nice aquarium fish..........
Rare asian aro because only a serious hobbyist would purchase me and I would be the reincarnation of the DRAGON 
Mantis Shrimp (Squill)
Fastest claws on Earth (8,000 x the force of gravity)!
Most complex eyes on Earth (16 polarizations of light in 360 degree, 3D vision)
They keep one wife for life (I like that out of an invertebrate)
They communicate in fluorescence
They can change their body color at will
They get respect from the reef community and their fish keepers (often breaking the glass of their aquariums with their powerful claws if they are upset)
Fastest claws on Earth (8,000 x the force of gravity)!
Most complex eyes on Earth (16 polarizations of light in 360 degree, 3D vision)
They keep one wife for life (I like that out of an invertebrate)
They communicate in fluorescence
They can change their body color at will
They get respect from the reef community and their fish keepers (often breaking the glass of their aquariums with their powerful claws if they are upset)
predatorpassion said:hehehe... I would want to be fish that would not be for sale in a petco....
but I would want to be a black arowana (rare so only serious keepers would buy) and majestic to be admired by all
I have seen a black arowana for sale at a petco... poor fish is gonna end up in a ten gallon!
Princley said:
Saw a lion fish that was about 14" that was kept in a 45 gallon, and his tail was all messed up.
I'd be a royal pleco, pretty dang tough, gets to be a monster, well cared for... usually, and nice lines.
reziztor said:Mantis Shrimp (Squill)
Fastest claws on Earth (8,000 x the force of gravity)!
Most complex eyes on Earth (16 polarizations of light in 360 degree, 3D vision)
They keep one wife for life (I like that out of an invertebrate)
They communicate in fluorescence
They can change their body color at will
They get respect from the reef community and their fish keepers (often breaking the glass of their aquariums with their powerful claws if they are upset)
gr8 reasoning!
