If you could talk to ur fish...

[altimaser]

I would tell my Piranha that I'm not going to eat them when I walk up to the tank....SO CALM THE @$#* DOWN !!! and stop beating the hell out of each other while breeding ... it makes you look bad missing fins and having nips all over your sides.
I would also tell my Exodon Tetras that there is no water on the other side of the glass ... so stop trying to fing out

 

[AQUATiC213ZOMBiE]

if?
ive been talking to my fish for years
I use the Jerry Seinfeld stomach voice
HELLO THERE!! la la la

they love it

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHHAA

why do you hate me?

AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA

I'd tell my Jags to kick the crap outta my JD's during feeding so everyone else has a shot at food

I'd tell my JD's what I really think about them....."Hey Stupid, you don't have to eat every damn thing that goes into the water. Chicks don't dig fat."

My Pikes, "Hey, seriously, you can eat pellets, think of them as circle guppies"

My Oscar "Stop being a little *****, if the dumb ass JD's bite you, bite back, duh"

Then, i'd tell them all to chill out, I'm gonna pass the dutchy.....damn. And don't get that **** all wet either

THEN TELL EM THE PASS THAT DUTCHY OVER THIS WAY~
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!


you either chokin, or passinnnnnn~


you guys are too damned funny.

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