If you could talk to ur fish...

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I yell at my moray everymorning when theres another tank mate missing "mfer' i put blood worms and feeders and krill and u STILL EAT THE MOLLIES! son of A.....:swear: :swear: :swear: " i'm starting to think he does it on purpouse and tells the others "pssst wanna see me make the crazy lady yell?":screwy:

i would also ask my plecos what i can do for them to get it on "would u like some barry white? candles? disco ball? WHAT?!

:popcorn:
 
"How's the water?"
"It's all good, Bosslady."
Haha. I wish.

And I'd tell the JD he doesn't need to freak out every time the room light comes on. He has enough hiding spots and I promise the scary light won't get him.

And I would tell the Oscar that he does not need food every five minutes.. And that he will not waste away. But the food dance/begging is really cute.
 
"Don't die...you cost too much"
 
Discus- What could I do to make you guys feel really comfortable?
What are your turn-ons?
LSN- What's your political stance?
Pictus- You better simmer down with the exotic plecos, now that you're
perfect size for my frying pan! That's right buddy...I went there.
Ram's horns- lay some eggs!
MTS- Please stay out of the feeding cone.
Choco Pleco- You're boring, do something.
Pond snails- Go away!
Adonis- Don't let the pictus push you around. Look at your adontodes!
King tiger pleco- Do you consider yourself to be black or white? What do you
think God is?
Clown knife- Repeat after me, "Do, Re, Mi, Fa, Soh, La, Ti, Do."
ALL OF THE FISH- If any of my kids get close to the tank, bite them!
 
hexagon;875319; said:
"How's the water?"


And I'd tell the JD he doesn't need to freak out every time the room light comes on. He has enough hiding spots and I promise the scary light won't get him.
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" ITS THE GHOST LIGHT AAAHH" - Mater (cars):ROFL:
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why do you hate me?
 
I'd tell my Jags to kick the crap outta my JD's during feeding so everyone else has a shot at food

I'd tell my JD's what I really think about them....."Hey Stupid, you don't have to eat every damn thing that goes into the water. Chicks don't dig fat."

My Pikes, "Hey, seriously, you can eat pellets, think of them as circle guppies"

My Oscar "Stop being a little *****, if the dumb ass JD's bite you, bite back, duh"

Then, i'd tell them all to chill out, I'm gonna pass the dutchy.....damn. And don't get that **** all wet either
 
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