If you could talk to ur fish...

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Id tell them to have sex with their partner. lol.
 
I'd tell my big cichlids if they stop beating each other, ill take down the divider.
 
hows about...

to my Widebars:
"you guys have killed about 5-7 fishes... i will NEVER give u live food again!!!"

to my iNdos:
"stop nipping the fei feng!!!!!"

to my Fei Feng:
"suck on a fish, and YOUR GONE~"

to my FlowerHorn:
"what exactly would you like to eat? Pellets? Market Shrimp? kRill? How do you REALLY feel about those rosies and guppies i put in your tank?"

to my ATF:
"Please heal faster! and get Plump! dont let those damn Widebars bully u around~ you gotta get big... and fight back!"

to my Bichirs:
"Im happy to see you guys like Meal Worms, what else do you guys want to eat?"

thats about it.
when i usually 'talk' to my fishes...
its usually SCREAMING at the Widebars bcuz they're evil~ and they kill for fun.
 
I can talk to my fish, I just wish they'd listen :irked:

If they did listen I'd say;

To my plecos
"Eat algae aswell"

To my Jewels
"Stop Breeding!"

to the male Silver Dollars
'Breed with the females, not each other"

To my Blue Eyes
"BREED"

Chocolate Cichlid
"Grow a bit faster and let me pat you damn it, stop teasing me"

To my Longfin Oscar
"get out the bubbles, you've been sitting there for days"

To the two Tiger Oscars
"stop starring at the longfin"
 
Id tell my fishies:

Black Ghost Knife:
"What's your gender anyway? And would you mind going out more when the lights are on?"

Senegal Bichirs:
"Why are you guys always scared of me?"

Jade Sleeper Goby:
"Are you really sleeping?"
 
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