Joke Anybody??

SumoNinja

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i got a ban for my last joke on here, here gos. if ye dont see me for a while u know y..

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician
He worked it out with a pencil
Pm me this joke that got u banned

Anyways,....

Yo mamma so bald when she braids her hair it looks like stitches

Yo mamma so bald you can see what's on her mind
 

fish n chips

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A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.


"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.

"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy batswilsertmward and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."
 

fish042099

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Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in stop and shop and starved

Yo mamma so fat i took a picture of her on Christmas and its still printing

Yo mamma so fat when she walked pasted the tv I missed 3 episodes

Yo mamma so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
 

fish042099

Fire Eel
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Some more.....

Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody

Yo mamma so stupid she out a coin in the parking meter and said,"where's my gumball?"

Yo mamma so hairy her barber had to set up base camp in her bathroom
 

KellyFrancis

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Yo momma so dumb, she tripped over a line on the basket ball court.

Yo momma so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo momma so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!
 
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