Joke Anybody??

[SumoNinja]

i got a ban for my last joke on here, here gos. if ye dont see me for a while u know y..

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician
He worked it out with a pencil

Pm me this joke that got u banned

Anyways,....

Yo mamma so bald when she braids her hair it looks like stitches

Yo mamma so bald you can see what's on her mind

 

[fish n chips]

A biker goes to the doctor with hearing problems.


"Can you describe the symptoms to me?" asked the doctor.

"Yes. Homer is a fat yellow lazy batswilsertmward and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair."

 

[fish042099]

Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in stop and shop and starved

Yo mamma so fat i took a picture of her on Christmas and its still printing

Yo mamma so fat when she walked pasted the tv I missed 3 episodes

Yo mamma so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud

 

[fish042099]

Some more.....

Yo mamma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody

Yo mamma so stupid she out a coin in the parking meter and said,"where's my gumball?"

Yo mamma so hairy her barber had to set up base camp in her bathroom

 

[KellyFrancis]

Yo momma so dumb, she tripped over a line on the basket ball court.

Yo momma so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo momma so dumb, she shoved a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!