DAMMMM. Id wage war on the bit@@h.....
Had an ex that went and trashed my cd's and some clothes....when I came home it was all in my living room......So I went to my phone book....thumbed through to the party supplies stores and bought (3) 4' round heluim ballons.....borrowed a friends truck, went to home depot and bought 200ft of 1/2" rope, a staple gun, and staples, and then went back to the house......
Since she was stayin with me, and not on the lease I thought it was time for her to go leave....
I got the rope and stapler, and began to staped and tie every bit of clothing, shoes, bagged personal items i.e. jewelry, make up, cosmetics, personal hygene products, dvds, and her "toys"...attached it all the rope....
Called up a few close friends, then attached the rope to the 3 ballons.....tied the rope off to the back of the truck, and dialed her number at work....30mins before she got off work....
I told her since she wanted to "play games"...I'll play too....I said don't worry about packing it's all done for your, all you got to do is be there whenit lands and hung up!.....
10 mins later she comes around the corner....and we are all standing there laughing our ass off looking at this ghetto line of stuff attached to these ballons....She bout **** herself when she seen it was everything she owned.....
I said hope you got a full tank of gas bi**h...and yank on the rope, and said "BYE!".........she started to cry and that ballon too off like a MO FO!
She jumped in the car and tried to follow it, but they where so gone in another city in matter of minutes....She never did find her stuff!
The cops came and they tried to charge me for what I did, so I said Im going to press charges against her for trashing my place and stuff...she saw she was not gonna get anything but into trouble too, and not get any money from me for her stuff since see trashed my stuff...so she said nevermind!
So, to sum it all up.....GET HER BACK!
Girlfriend of 2yrs living rent free: 8k
Food and clothed her: 4k
entertaining her: 3k
replacing the stuff she trashed: 1200.00
Price of 3 balloons, rope,and staple gun: 260.00
Seeing the look on her face when she was out of my life in one yank of a rope:
PRICELESS!
