this question is a joke right?
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Get the smaller and slower growing species of the bass which I think is the Orino type, but you are still looking at 12+ inches.

WRONG...Try over 24" for Orinos.. Yes they grow slower though..
Get a bigger tank or switch over to a smaller fish like a guppy....lol
Really, 24'', I have not seen a member here with one that big before. Now I am sure in captivity, but in the home aquaria, I have not seen this. In fact the only 2ft bass i have seen is a Tem in home aquaria.