KUNG FU vs. KARATE

[redtailfool]

unless its a catfight. Otherwise, I agree.

Or maybe Tonys referring to another thread and somehow got confused with this instead? Or maybe he insinuating that Chuck is a ****** ?

 

[rallysman]

I have a feeling people think I really like chuck. actually he just makes me laugh because of his sweet acting skills!

just remember.....
the eyes of the ranger are upon you, and thats where the ranger's gonna be

 

[redtailfool]

i know youre just messing around.. what with the quotes, etc..

 

[rallysman]

It wont last long...its just a phase

 

[KILLERKOI]

A YO...... in all reallality young segal would probobly be the most hardcore. NOW as much as i think BRUCE IS THE MAN ,segal is a X navyseal anti terorrists unit captain and those boys are F#*king crazy! yeah chuck ladell and
all those other NAMES that were mentioned are tough and BADASS MO FOS and will knock any one out but THEY wouldnt even know whats happening to them as they lay on the floor with there throuts slit wide open in the dark after a U.S. seal sneaks up on them, and young seagal would defenitly be abol to get that off. just remember all those UFC guys and mix marshall arts masters train to fight and kick some sereous ass but seals and all special-opps teams train to find the quickest way to END THE OTHER MANS LIFE POINT BLANK !!!! so be careful who u piss off or start a fight with no matter who they are

but bruce would still kick lone wolf's ass

OH AND one more thing ZIX why would BENFICA540 want a picture of some Old nuietered lions like SPORTING

 

[Miz]

Hahaha Do you think he has a chin under it?
(Not that I think he need one...)

there is no chin under chuck norris' beard, only another fist.

 

[redtailfool]

A YO...... in all reallality young segal would probobly be the most hardcore. NOW as much as i think BRUCE IS THE MAN ,segal is a X navyseal anti terorrists unit captain and those boys are F#*king crazy! yeah chuck ladell and
all those other NAMES that were mentioned are tough and BADASS MO FOS and will knock any one out but THEY wouldnt even know whats happening to them as they lay on the floor with there throuts slit wide open in the dark after a U.S. seal sneaks up on them, and young seagal would defenitly be abol to get that off. just remember all those UFC guys and mix marshall arts masters train to fight and kick some sereous ass but seals and all special-opps teams train to find the quickest way to END THE OTHER MANS LIFE POINT BLANK !!!! so be careful who u piss off or start a fight with

but bruce would still kick lone wolf's ass

OH AND one more thing ZIX why would BENFICA540 want a picture of some Old nuietered lions like SPORTING

I didnt know Segal was a Navy Seal. Can somebody verify this info for me please?

 

[Miz]

chuck norris would win hands down.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your a**, don't be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

 

[KILLERKOI]

I didnt know Segal was a Navy Seal. Can somebody verify this info for me please?

no its true. he was in the aniti terrorist unit and was a captain then. he retired that a and started acting. those two undersiege movies and that other one with Kurt rusell and and John lagosamos was all coriorgraphed by him, he also has a bunch of students that trained under him that now train some specal forces units he was pretty mean in his thinner years


so while the other guys were acting it out, Seagal was actually doing those things

 

[Mourinho18]

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

but yet, Vin Diesel takes all

You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.


Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

Neither chuck or bruce could do that