LIMERICK LOUNGE

[ShadowP]

As the title of this thread implies...
This thread is for nothing but limericks.
All comments, accolades, etc. Must be entered in standard limerick format or fairly close to standard form, which is 5 lines of verse with the following number of syllables per line:

Line one = 9
Line two = 9
Line three = 5
Line four = 6
Line five = 10

It's that simple... sort of... Please stay as close to these parameters as possible.

Thank You

Enjoy, and have fun trying to post within the rule.

Basic lounge rules still apply.

I will report all postings outside this additional rule for request for deletion.

 

[ShadowP]

When fish ID leaves you dumbfounded,
And you can't wrap your mind around it.
This guy named Oddball,
Is our member to call,
He'll respond with pics too when he's found it.

 

[ShadowP]

We know this guy Aquanero
Who's willing to lend you an ear. Oh
if your fish is ill,
Our doc has the pill.
He's really a fishy friend hero!

 

[ShadowP]

Red light is not always the best means,
To light up your tank in the extremes.
When the light is on,
The fish with the most brawn,
Beats his tankmates beyond all of your dreams.

 

[FMA4ME]

Limericks in the lounge I must say,
will indeed bring us a brand new day,
those equipped with brains,
write often without strain,
I already need an aspirin, yay :/

 

[ShadowP]

Limericks in the lounge I must say,
will indeed bring us a brand new day,
those equipped with brains,
write often without strain,
I already need an aspirin, yay :/

LMAO!!,

 

[ShadowP]

Oh, and forgot to mention, but I think you know or will notice...

Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with each other,
and line 3 rhymes with 4.

 

[ShadowP]

OK... Caught red handed... I'm guilty...
(Nice job there FMA4ME)... Got me laughing about Aquanero having needed aspirin too and you didn't even know about that!
Easy fix...
I'll allow the standard LOL, ROFL, LMAO type comments... especially since I myself found it too habitual a response to someone else's post... but that's the limit! Any comment that incorporates even one whole word must be in limerick format.

 

[Aquanero]

We now have a member named ShadowP.
Started a thread he wanted to see.
The thread went a wry.
Cause, a troll I did spy.
Mods went berserk, cleaned his work, legend of ShadowP.

 

[ShadowP]

I've gotten the admin's attention,
Dropping names that I needn't mention.
I think I've been had!
Their computer is mad!
I"m the one that threw the monkey wrench in!