I have a little bat that's made out of wood. I would break it on the first swing too. That's why I would take my dad's old homerun bat and not that tiny wooden one. It would probable turn into something close to a sword fight.That is why you bring with you one of those little baseball bats. The ones that are like 18 inches. Just put it under your shirt as you would a weapon. Then when they whip their bat out you whip your out. Then when you see they do not have a "travel" size bat, you say time out. Then you tell them to switch you bats because they have an advantage. If they refuse, you simply reply with, and they say the customer is always right....

How do I mess with the lfs? Find mislabeled fish and buy them. Butterfly plecos are not common. There are more...
That makes life fun to.