Lucid/Sleep Journal

[Deep Blue Sea]

I want one of those too!

 

[jclyde13]

That last part had my eyes watering!

This reminds me of a blog I came across a while back, this guy says completely random hilarious things in his sleep and his wife posts them on the internet and records some of them on tape. I don't think I should post it here though, it has a lot of profanity.

Here are a few things he's said (clean version):

"You tap-dancing hamsters. You rock my world, with your little blurry feet."

"We need a bigger boat. This one is just so rockety wibble. Ahhh. It's wobbling again. It wibbles and it wobbles. Make it stop. Ugh. I've gone green. Please make it stop, please! Well, thank you."

"Llama clouds! Mmmmm. Great big bug-eyed fluffy ones... Oh great! Now they spit. ********."

"Oh, don't worry, dear. The spot doesn't make you ugly. No no no. The rest of your face, now THAT makes you ugly. The spot's just a highlight."

“No, I want to swim with the giant gajumba. Hold on to their shell... The ones with the spiky faces, you idiot! They’re fun.”

"My pony's for sale. Yes, it ******* works! I wanna get a stripey zebra instead."

"So many little people. Pet them on the head. pet pet pet pet pet...."

"My badger's gonna unleash hell on your a**. Badgertastic!"

"Badger tickling: proceed with caution"

"Don't leave the duck there. It's totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it'll have much more fun"

"You're pretty. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty [long pause]... Now **** off and be pretty somewhere else. I'm bored"

"Pork chops are most satisfying. Mmmmmm. Dangle them from the ceiling"

 

[seesolo]

ive been taking meds to stop smoking, wellbutrin, its also used as an anti depressant, and when i toke now, i have very vivid lucid dreams that i wake up hella dismayed, but one thing you can do is draw a dot on your hand, and ever once in awhile look at the dot and ask yourself if your are dreaming, keep doing it, make it regular habit, and once you're dreaming you will ask yourself that question and boomtime, go do whatever you want.

 

[Warborg]

I made a thread about lucid dreaming(about 2 months ago). I haven't had one in awhile but I still have wild dreams

 

[Ash]

I havent had any in a long time, when I was younger at the very end I would realize it but it didnt last very long at that point. Up unitll toward the end of highschool and also some time when I was a kid, cant remember when they started but I had horrible nightmares for years. It was awful. I ve probably had some of the creepiest/scariest/disturbing dreams it was reallllly bad. I also had a lot of dreams where I would wake up and sometimes it took me a while to realize I wasnt dreaming anymore.

 

[TTTT]

B/twn the ages of 8-12, I used to sleepwalk and sleeptalk.

My friend sleep walks.. apparantly he walked into his mom's room, said "where's the bathroom?" and pee'd on her bed..

 

[packer43064]

What's a lucid dream?

Edit: oh nevermind, looked it up on google. I've had one of those before, some faceless monster-person type thing was chasing me with a knife and then I realized it wasn't real and started arguing with it about whether it could actually hurt me. It didn't last long though, it was one of those dreams that has multiple "scenes" and seems to take forever, and I only became aware that I was dreaming at the very end, so it literally seemed like it only lasted a few seconds. Yeah I know, I used to have really weird dreams, but now most of my dreams take place at my lfs and/or a local park (still fish-related since I always see fish in the creek that runs through the park).

Umm . lol It's okay I remember a dream when I was little and had like 10 box bans of assorted sizes blowing at me. That's all I can remember though.

i have lucid dreams at least once a week, i guess im lucky

What the hell, you suck.

 

[packer43064]

I made a thread about lucid dreaming(about 2 months ago). I haven't had one in awhile but I still have wild dreams

Wild dreams?

I havent had any in a long time, when I was younger at the very end I would realize it but it didnt last very long at that point. Up unitll toward the end of highschool and also some time when I was a kid, cant remember when they started but I had horrible nightmares for years. It was awful. I ve probably had some of the creepiest/scariest/disturbing dreams it was reallllly bad. I also had a lot of dreams where I would wake up and sometimes it took me a while to realize I wasnt dreaming anymore.

It always seems like I dream for like minute if not seconds then my alarm goes off. I've almost woke up before when dreaming because I can hear something as if I was awake but I get all comfy in the bed and try to sleep longer to make the dream last longer. Worked a few times.

Went to sleep: (12:30am)
Woke up: (3:23am)
Total hours of sleep: (3 hours)
Dreams: Don't remember any
Quality of sleep: Felt "alive" when I woke up Was a very goood day

I work at 4am usually thus me being up so early. But I'm on vacation next week!

I'm gonna do some reality checks for awhile and see if that helps or not. basically you ask yourself "Are you dreaming" when your awake and look around or at your hands or a clock. This is suppose to help if you think about this during a dream and can wake up by doing this.

 

[BlackShark11k]

packer if you haven't check out dreamviews.com, lots of good tutorials and a great message board too.

 

[TTTT]

Packer.. thanks for making this thread.. I'm starting a dream journal tonight! Hope to lucid dream eventually.