Mail Order Monkey

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Why am I reminded of that wonderful episode of the Wizard of Id comic series? The one where Sir Rodney is in a pet store, buying a big Boa constrictor; the shopkeeper asks him if he has any other pets, and Sir Rodney says he doesn't. The shopkeep replies "Well, you're gonna need some..."
 
Only $18.95 to get your face ripped off, what a great deal.

No Brian, you're mistaken. It's them chimpanzees that rip your face off, terrible.

These little dudes are alright....they just throw sh*t at you! Lol.
 
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I tried to find out if this place was indeed still going in some guise or another. I don't believe it is, though I did come across this....

Don't believe squirrel monkey in the video is happy wearing a pamper lol.
 
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Don't believe squirrel monkey in the video is happy wearing a pamper lol.

If there was the remotest chance that the dirty little sod was gonna whizz a turd at me, then I sure as hell would go the diaper route too, lol.
 
If there was the remotest chance that the dirty little sod was gonna whizz a turd at me, then I sure as hell would go the diaper route too, lol.

There isn't much chance that he wouldn't...and by the end of the day you'd be wishing for a good solid turd to be tossed instead of the alternative...
 
Wow! Aside from the poop aspect...can you imagine what the postage would be to order that thing from an ad in a comic book? :)
 
This hippo takes the throwing sh*t malarky to a whole new level. I especially like the chorus that goes with the visual!! Lol.

 
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There isn't much chance that he wouldn't...and by the end of the day you'd be wishing for a good solid turd to be tossed instead of the alternative...
I've personally witnessed a capuchin monkey pee on the head of a associate of a pet department. The guy really liked the monkey so he just laughed.
 
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