Male vs. Female Communication

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**WHAT I WANT IN A MAN -- ORIGINAL LIST**
1... Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

**WHAT I WANT IN A MAN --REVISED LIST (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8.. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

** WHAT I WANT IN A MAN -- REVISED LIST (age 42) ***
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

** What I WANT IN A MAN -- REVISED LIST (age 52) ***
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch, scratch, or pick teeth in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7... Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

***WHAT I WANT IN A MAN -- REVISED LIST (age 62) **
1... Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his stuff
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

** WHAT I WANT IN A MAN -- REVISED LIST (age 72) ****
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet
 

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lol those lists are great! ill never understand why us ladies are so judgemental and size up eachother-the whole rolling eyes, dirty looks etc.. its so catty!

its like we are hard wired to judge our "competition" for a male specimen that will produce good offspring lol...
 

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everything men know about women by dr.alan francis
get this book and LMAO
 

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1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine .
(4)
Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)
That's Okay : This is one of the mo st dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whateve r').

(8)
Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

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princess;2996514; said:
I really hate it when women hate on other women, really annoys me, girls constantly byitch about eachother, i've never done it but i hear the comments under their breath like "look at her clothes" lol when i'm just wearing jeans and a t-shirt.

women should love other women :D
hmmm are you sure you really mean this? and you've never done it too?! wow...
 

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navygirl76;2999995; said:
lol those lists are great! ill never understand why us ladies are so judgemental and size up eachother-the whole rolling eyes, dirty looks etc.. its so catty!

its like we are hard wired to judge our "competition" for a male specimen that will produce good offspring lol...
It's exactly that.:D

Pretty awesome
 

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Great list Liz... have to say, I think for myself personally its probably 99% true ;)
 
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