May '09 - Hey Bartender!

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Or perhaps call it “I’ll have what she’s having.”

You’ve got to admit, Meg Ryan was embarrassingly convincing.
Yess. Yes. YES! She was messing up her hair and pounding on the table while Billy Crystal sat opposite her at the booth in a diner. He smugly watched while she faked the big O.
Nope. This has nothing to do with ‘When Harry Met Sally.’


The subject of this month’s contest could be called ‘What a good bartender ought to know.’

Aside from playing part time therapist, it’s always helpful to know how to make any drink the customer throws your way. If you know a little libation trivia, that’s all the better to keep your customers talking and drinking.

Below I will list the ingredients for 20 drinks a bartender ought to know. Yeah, listing the name of the drink and asking for the ingredients would be way too easy using search engines!
I will also include a few libation trivia questions to separate the drink mixers from the educated bartenders.

It’s much more fun when all participants (and all you lurkers too) post comments and answers right here at the thread. So instead of having answers emailed directly to me, please post your best guesses right here.

I realize the potential to copy answers and cheating is high. So if you want to throw some folks off, go ahead and sound like you know all the answers by replying with all incorrect answers. I don’t mind at all. Serves ‘em right I say.

If you are seriously playing to win and really don’t want to post your answers publically, you can certainly email me directly at bigguapote1@verizon.net .
I'd be glad to post the winning submissions here after the cut off.

I will be looking for the most correct answers from the top two contestants. If it comes down to it, an earlier submission will trump the later.

First prize is worth $50.00 in TUIC credit, second price is worth $25.00

The cut off for answer submissions is at 3 AM EST on Sunday the 7th. That’s midnight on Saturday for all you left coasters.

Have fun. Experiment often. Play responsibly.





What are the names of the drinks that contain the following ingredients?

1) 2 oz white rum, 2 drops of bitter, ½ lime, 5-6 mint leaves, 2 tsp white granulated sugar, 5 oz club soda, crushed ice

2) 3 oz lemon vodka, splash of lime juice, splash of cointreau or triple sec, splash of cranberry juice, ice

3) ½ oz tequila, ½ oz galliano, 3 oz orange juice, crushed ice

4) ½ oz Baileys, ½ oz chambord, ice

5) 1 oz Baileys, 1 oz kahlua, 1 oz half and half cream

6) 1 oz vodka, 1 oz crème de cacao, 1 oz Baileys, 1 tbsp chocolate syrup, ice cubes

7) 1 oz citrus vodka (preferred), ½ oz cointreau, 3 oz pomegranate juice, lemon wedge, chopped ice

8) 1/3 oz vodka, 1/3 oz midori, 1 oz cranberry juice, ½ oz orange juice

9) ¾ oz Baileys, ¼ oz lime juice, splash of vodka

10) 3 oz gin, 1 tbsp white granulated sugar, 2 tbsp lemon juice, club soda, 2 mint sprigs

11) 2 oz gin, ¼ oz dry vermouth, ¼ oz olive brine, 1 green olive, lemon wedge

12) 1 ½ oz vodka, ½ oz gallianio, 4 oz orange juice, ice cubes

13) ¾ oz kahlua, ¾ oz amaretto in a shot glass rimmed with whipped cream

14) 1 ½ oz rum, ½ oz kahlua, black coffee, whipped cream (optional)

15) ¾ oz light rum, ¾ oz dark rum, ¾ oz gold rum, 1 oz lemon juice, ice

16) 1 ½ oz brandy, ¾ oz white crème de menthe, ice

17) ¼ oz sweet vermouth, 1 ½ oz scotch, ice

18) 1 ½ oz white rum, ½ oz dark rum, dash of grenadine syrup, 3 oz pineapple juice, ice, pineapple wedge, cherry

19) 1 ½ oz vanilla vodka, ½ oz chambord, splash of pineapple juice

20) 2 oz cachaca, 2 tbsp white granulated sugar, 1 lime, crushed ice

A) What is made from fermented and distilled sugar cane by products such as molasses and sugar cane juice?

B) Then what is made from distilled sugar cane juice?

C) The official drink of Brazil is called what?

D) What’s in the bottle containing honey and water fermented with yeast?

E) What do you get when you mix lemon rinds, alcohol, water, and sugar?

F) A spirit made from distilled grapes is called what?

For the love of beer, or for beer lovers

G) What is the local name of the 1516 Bavarian Purity Law states that beer may contain only water, hops, malt, and yeast?

H) Oops – exception to the law. What is the name of the cloudy German beer that uses wheat as an ingredient?

I) What is the sweet and nutritious stout called that is brewed with lactose?
It was outlawed in the UK due to its misleading name.

J) What is the name of a light and fruity Belgian style ale that uses stale hops and wild yeast?

Now’s the time to wine

K) What is the science, production, and study of grapes called?

L) Miles and Maya are big fans of the varietal made from this grape.

M) The most widely planted grape in Argentina is what?

N) What is a deep violet colored varietal – the only grape used to make famous Rhone wines of Cote Rotie and Hermitage?

Remember, you’ve got to drink responsibly

O) A 190 lb male consumes 4 beers evenly over 4 hours. What’s his blood alcohol content? Does that register as DUI or DWI in most states?

P) A 135 lb female consumes 4 beers evenly over 4 hours. What’s her blood alcohol content? Does that register as DUI or DWI in most states?


 

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This soooo unfair im to young to drink. How would i know? Better luck next contest
 

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L.BelcherII;3172914; said:
Emailed...

I'd like to preface my entry with the fact that I'm a total alcoholic...
Thanks Larry. Your email blew me away! Incredible job.
So how does one train a squirrel to become a drinking buddy? ;)

For those of you wondering how to utilize your resources to get some answers, has anyone considered taking these q's straight to the authorities?
There's still tonight left..
 

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bigguapote;3173527; said:
Thanks Larry. Your email blew me away! Incredible job.
So how does one train a squirrel to become a drinking buddy? ;)

For those of you wondering how to utilize your resources to get some answers, has anyone considered taking these q's straight to the authorities?
There's still tonight left..
The squirrel trained me :ROFL:
 

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bigguapote;3172590; said:
Or perhaps call it “I’ll have what she’s having.”

You’ve got to admit, Meg Ryan was embarrassingly convincing.
Yess. Yes. YES! She was messing up her hair and pounding on the table while Billy Crystal sat opposite her at the booth in a diner. He smugly watched while she faked the big O.
Nope. This has nothing to do with ‘When Harry Met Sally.’


The subject of this month’s contest could be called ‘What a good bartender ought to know.’

Aside from playing part time therapist, it’s always helpful to know how to make any drink the customer throws your way. If you know a little libation trivia, that’s all the better to keep your customers talking and drinking.

Below I will list the ingredients for 20 drinks a bartender ought to know. Yeah, listing the name of the drink and asking for the ingredients would be way too easy using search engines!
I will also include a few libation trivia questions to separate the drink mixers from the educated bartenders.

It’s much more fun when all participants (and all you lurkers too) post comments and answers right here at the thread. So instead of having answers emailed directly to me, please post your best guesses right here.

I realize the potential to copy answers and cheating is high. So if you want to throw some folks off, go ahead and sound like you know all the answers by replying with all incorrect answers. I don’t mind at all. Serves ‘em right I say.

If you are seriously playing to win and really don’t want to post your answers publically, you can certainly email me directly at bigguapote1@verizon.net .
I'd be glad to post the winning submissions here after the cut off.

I will be looking for the most correct answers from the top two contestants. If it comes down to it, an earlier submission will trump the later.

First prize is worth $50.00 in TUIC credit, second price is worth $25.00

The cut off for answer submissions is at 3 AM EST on Sunday the 7th. That’s midnight on Saturday for all you left coasters.

Have fun. Experiment often. Play responsibly.





What are the names of the drinks that contain the following ingredients?

1) 2 oz white rum, 2 drops of bitter, ½ lime, 5-6 mint leaves, 2 tsp white granulated sugar, 5 oz club soda, crushed ice


Mjito?

2) 3 oz lemon vodka, splash of lime juice, splash of cointreau or triple sec, splash of cranberry juice, ice


Cosmo?

3) ½ oz tequila, ½ oz galliano, 3 oz orange juice, crushed ice


Never heard this one...Sounds a lot like a Harvey Walbanger, just tequila instead of Vodka.
4) ½ oz Baileys, ½ oz chambord, ice

Nuts and berries?

5) 1 oz Baileys, 1 oz kahlua, 1 oz half and half cream


Black Russian?

6) 1 oz vodka, 1 oz crème de cacao, 1 oz Baileys, 1 tbsp chocolate syrup, ice cubes



Chocolate martini? or a fancy mudslide?

7) 1 oz citrus vodka (preferred), ½ oz cointreau, 3 oz pomegranate juice, lemon wedge, chopped ice



???

8) 1/3 oz vodka, 1/3 oz midori, 1 oz cranberry juice, ½ oz orange juice


sex on the beach?

9) ¾ oz Baileys, ¼ oz lime juice, splash of vodka


Cement mixer?

10) 3 oz gin, 1 tbsp white granulated sugar, 2 tbsp lemon juice, club soda, 2 mint sprigs

???

11) 2 oz gin, ¼ oz dry vermouth, ¼ oz olive brine, 1 green olive, lemon wedge



Dirty Martini?
12) 1 ½ oz vodka, ½ oz gallianio, 4 oz orange juice, ice cubes



Harvey Walbanger?

13) ¾ oz kahlua, ¾ oz amaretto in a shot glass rimmed with whipped cream



Blow job

14) 1 ½ oz rum, ½ oz kahlua, black coffee, whipped cream (optional)



Keoke coffee?
15) ¾ oz light rum, ¾ oz dark rum, ¾ oz gold rum, 1 oz lemon juice, ice

16) 1 ½ oz brandy, ¾ oz white crème de menthe, ice

17) ¼ oz sweet vermouth, 1 ½ oz scotch, ice

18) 1 ½ oz white rum, ½ oz dark rum, dash of grenadine syrup, 3 oz pineapple juice, ice, pineapple wedge, cherry

19) 1 ½ oz vanilla vodka, ½ oz chambord, splash of pineapple juice

20) 2 oz cachaca, 2 tbsp white granulated sugar, 1 lime, crushed ice

A) What is made from fermented and distilled sugar cane by products such as molasses and sugar cane juice?

B) Then what is made from distilled sugar cane juice?

C) The official drink of Brazil is called what?

D) What’s in the bottle containing honey and water fermented with yeast?

E) What do you get when you mix lemon rinds, alcohol, water, and sugar?

F) A spirit made from distilled grapes is called what?

For the love of beer, or for beer lovers

G) What is the local name of the 1516 Bavarian Purity Law states that beer may contain only water, hops, malt, and yeast?

H) Oops – exception to the law. What is the name of the cloudy German beer that uses wheat as an ingredient?

I) What is the sweet and nutritious stout called that is brewed with lactose?
It was outlawed in the UK due to its misleading name.

J) What is the name of a light and fruity Belgian style ale that uses stale hops and wild yeast?

Now’s the time to wine

K) What is the science, production, and study of grapes called?

L) Miles and Maya are big fans of the varietal made from this grape.

M) The most widely planted grape in Argentina is what?

N) What is a deep violet colored varietal – the only grape used to make famous Rhone wines of Cote Rotie and Hermitage?

Remember, you’ve got to drink responsibly

O) A 190 lb male consumes 4 beers evenly over 4 hours. What’s his blood alcohol content? Does that register as DUI or DWI in most states?

P) A 135 lb female consumes 4 beers evenly over 4 hours. What’s her blood alcohol content? Does that register as DUI or DWI in most states?






I will keep going if I am getting any right, but some of these are just like drinks I make, and the build is critical...If I am pretty close, I'll keep going....
 

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BobP;3174464; said:
Jeff,
That picture is hilarious!
My doctor told me one glass of red wine with dinner is good for my health.
If one is healthy, then a jumbo serving has got to be kryptonite!

Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself... it might very well be mojito:00
 
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