come on guys lets lift our watawat! think of sumthing to put in our signature to make us known in the MFK world!!! 
MGA KABABAYAN KO! (Pinoy MFK members only)
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How about a sig that simply says "MGA KABABAYAN" and has a hyperlink to this thread.
Like this
MGA KABABAYAN
what u guys think?
Like this
MGA KABABAYAN
what u guys think?
Here's a story about a Kababayan making his mark in the world.
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of
> hiring an individual
> to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
> of resumes he found
> four people who were equally qualified -- an
> American, a Russian, an
> Australian and a Filipino.
>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one
> question. Their
> answer would determine who of them would get the
> job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the
> conference room table the
> interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you
> know?" Dave, the
> American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into
> your head. There's no
> warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
> thought is the fastest
> thing I know of."
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and
> you don't know that
> it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I
> know."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an
> eye, that's a very
> popular cliche for speed."
>
> He then turned to George, the Australian who was
> contemplating his
> reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of
> the house and on
> the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
> switch, way out
> across the pasture the light in the barn comes on.
> Yep, TURNING ON A
> LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third
> answer and thought he
> had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
> light" he said.
>
> Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and
> final man, the
> interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio
> replied, "Apter herring
> da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's ob yus to me dat the
> fastest thing is
> Diarrhea."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the
> response. The others were
> already giggling in their seats...
>
> "Oh, I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You see,
> sir, da ader day my
> tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the
> CR, but before I could
> THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, 'tang ina, sir,
> I had alreydi sheeet
> in my pants!"
Joke lang from an e-mail....
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of
> hiring an individual
> to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack
> of resumes he found
> four people who were equally qualified -- an
> American, a Russian, an
> Australian and a Filipino.
>
> He decided to call the four in and ask them only one
> question. Their
> answer would determine who of them would get the
> job.
>
> The day came and as the four sat around the
> conference room table the
> interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you
> know?" Dave, the
> American, replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into
> your head. There's no
> warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A
> thought is the fastest
> thing I know of."
>
> "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
>
> "And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
>
> "Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and
> you don't know that
> it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I
> know."
>
> "Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an
> eye, that's a very
> popular cliche for speed."
>
> He then turned to George, the Australian who was
> contemplating his
> reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of
> the house and on
> the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
> switch, way out
> across the pasture the light in the barn comes on.
> Yep, TURNING ON A
> LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
>
> The interviewer was very impressed with the third
> answer and thought he
> had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
> light" he said.
>
> Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and
> final man, the
> interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio
> replied, "Apter herring
> da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et's ob yus to me dat the
> fastest thing is
> Diarrhea."
>
> "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the
> response. The others were
> already giggling in their seats...
>
> "Oh, I can expleyn sir,." said Eleuterio. " You see,
> sir, da ader day my
> tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the
> CR, but before I could
> THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, 'tang ina, sir,
> I had alreydi sheeet
> in my pants!"
Joke lang from an e-mail....
LOL! Check out the characters name Euphernio.. if that doesnt sound old school, then i dont know what is. 
Good joke by the way !
Good joke by the way !
Vince grew up in GSIS Village, Project 8, Quezon City, born in Baguio City. Went to UST, FEU, MCU, and then to US...Oh i also went to UE, and University of Baguio.
DOn't know why I keep getting these jokes in e-mails:
Tawa naman diyan...
Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
________________________________________________________________
Bisaya 1: " Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."!
Bisaya 2: " Dili bay!"
Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?"
Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat niya sa likud o, "'SAFARI'."
_______________________________________________________________
Misis: " Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala niya ang limang anak namin."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Misis: " Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa iyo diyan!"
_______________________________________________________________
Hello! Heto na naman ako. Gulu ng-gulo ulit ang isip ko. May nais lang sana akong itanong sa inyo. Alam ko matutulungan niyo ako Ang BIRDS FLU ba ay past tense ng BIRDS FLY?
_______________________________________________________________
Nakasakay ka sa FX, ng ikaw ay mautot. Buti na lang malakas ang tugtog. Bawat pag-utot, sabay sa tugtog. Nang ikaw ay bumaba, ang sasama ng tingin nila sa iyo, bigla mong naalala...naka Walkman ka pala!
______________________________________________________________
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako.
_______________________________________________________________
1st night lola wore see thru dress, lolo didn't react...
2nd night lola wore t-back, lolo still deadma...
3rd night lola all naked, lolo said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!"
_______________________________________________________________
AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili
_______________________________________________________________
Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.
________________________________________________________________
Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko! < BR>Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang
________________________________________________________________
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!
________________________________________________________________
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na.
________________________________________________________________
KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala pa rin siya!
KRIMINAL1: "Sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya."
Tawa naman diyan...
Prospective Employer to Applicant: " So why did you leave your previous job?"
Applicant: " The company relocated and they did not tell me where!"
________________________________________________________________
Bisaya 1: " Gara ng kutsi, siguro kay Miyur iyan."!
Bisaya 2: " Dili bay!"
Bisaya 1: " Kay Hipi?"
Bisaya 2: " Tuntu ka man. Kay FATHER iyan. Gisulat niya sa likud o, "'SAFARI'."
_______________________________________________________________
Misis: " Sir, mananawagan po sana ako sa mister ko kasi dinala niya ang limang anak namin."
Radio Host: " Ok, go ahead!"
Misis: " Honey, ibalik mo na ang mga bata, isa lang naman ang sa iyo diyan!"
_______________________________________________________________
Hello! Heto na naman ako. Gulu ng-gulo ulit ang isip ko. May nais lang sana akong itanong sa inyo. Alam ko matutulungan niyo ako Ang BIRDS FLU ba ay past tense ng BIRDS FLY?
_______________________________________________________________
Nakasakay ka sa FX, ng ikaw ay mautot. Buti na lang malakas ang tugtog. Bawat pag-utot, sabay sa tugtog. Nang ikaw ay bumaba, ang sasama ng tingin nila sa iyo, bigla mong naalala...naka Walkman ka pala!
______________________________________________________________
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito uwi agad ako.
_______________________________________________________________
1st night lola wore see thru dress, lolo didn't react...
2nd night lola wore t-back, lolo still deadma...
3rd night lola all naked, lolo said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!"
_______________________________________________________________
AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili
_______________________________________________________________
Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.
________________________________________________________________
Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw na ng pandinig ko! < BR>Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang
________________________________________________________________
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!
________________________________________________________________
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na.
________________________________________________________________
KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala pa rin siya!
KRIMINAL1: "Sana naman walang nangyaring masama sa kanya."
