R1_Ridah;1595753; said:Three scientist were having a discussion of space travel.
There was a U.S, Russian and Pinoy scientist.
The Russian Scientist says, " We will be first to orbit space"
The US scientist says, "We will be the first to land on the Moon"
The Pinoy says, " Well, we will be the first to land on the Sun"
In amazement both the US & Russian scientist scratch their heads and ask, "How will you able to land on the Sun, you will catch on fire and melt because of the heat".
The pinoy responds, "that's easy, we will travel at night".
I think the proper response of the pinoy is
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eman b115;1595788; said:"wit, dat is essy, we well trabel at nite"......
you messed up bro; clownin on our peeps like that....
arkmann;1595852; said:They are but its mostly the Pinoy's who get it though.
Onion01;1595921; said:three guys flying in a plane; american, french, and pinoy. The american sticks his hand out the window and says "hey we are flying over the US!". The french and pinoy ask him "how do you know?". The american answers, "because I just touched the statue of liberty".
A while later, the frenchman sticks his hand out the window and says "hey we are flying over France!". The american and pinoy ask him "how do you know?". The frenchman answers, "because I just touched the eiffel tower!".
Finally the pinoy sticks his hand out the window and says "hey we are flying over the phillipines!". The french and american ask him "how do you know?". The pinoy swears, points at his wrist and answers, "because someone just stole my watch".