one way ride...deangelo;871650;871650 said:WTF?!flintstones better watch out!!
pretty ingenious though...who said old logs are useless!MGA KABABAYAN KO! (Pinoy MFK members only)
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pretty ingenious though...who said old logs are useless!Actually it's used for transportation up and down the mountains! Obviously it's much harder going up.
Going up, they ride it with one foot on the bike and the other foot is used to propel it upwards like you would on a skateboard.
The bikes are on sale and they guarantee you will lose at least 10 pounds if you use it daily for at least 30 consecutive days.
Going up, they ride it with one foot on the bike and the other foot is used to propel it upwards like you would on a skateboard.
The bikes are on sale and they guarantee you will lose at least 10 pounds if you use it daily for at least 30 consecutive days.
*TUYO, TINAPA AND GALUNGGONG*
By: Bo Sanchez
*Let me tell you a story. Three construction workers were on top of
their
half-finished skyscraper. Rrrrring!! The lunch bell sounded, and the
three
men sat on a steel beam jutting out of the 56th floor with their lunch
boxes
in hand.
The first guy opens his and groans in exasperation, "Tuyo! There is not
a
day that I don't get tuyo for lunch!" He turns to his buddies and
announces, "Mark my words, if I still get tuyo tomorrow, I'm going to
throw
myself from this building!"
The second guy opens his lunch box and moans, "Tinapa... Everyday, I get
tinapa!" He looks at his friends and declares, "Believe me when I say
this:
If I get tinapa tomorrow, I'm going to jump and kill l myself!"
The third guy opens his lunch box and it was his turn to despair.
"Galunggong! All I get is galunggong! I'm telling you, if I still get
galunggong tomorrow, I'm going to jump from this building and die!"
The next day, the lunch bell rings and all three men are again seated on
the
56th floor. The first guy opens his lunch box and starts crying,
"Tuyoooooo!" And so he jumps and crashes on the ground.
The second guy opens his lunch box and wails loudly, "Tinapaaaa!" And he
also hurls himself off the building and dies.
The third guy opens his lunch box and screams, "Galunggonggggg! " And
so, he
too jumps off the building and splatters on the ground.
Days later, during the funeral of the three men, their three wives
embrace
and weep together. The first wife cries out, "I didn't know my husband
didn't like tuyo anymore! Why didn't he tell me? If only he told me, I
would
have prepared something else."
The second wife echoes her statement, "Yes... If only I knew, I would
have
cooked something else, not tinapa!"
The third wife, between sobs, speaks up, "I don't know why my husband
killed
himself..." The two wives look at her curiously. "Why?"
She went on, "Because my husband prepares his own lunch everyday..."
By: Bo Sanchez
*Let me tell you a story. Three construction workers were on top of
their
half-finished skyscraper. Rrrrring!! The lunch bell sounded, and the
three
men sat on a steel beam jutting out of the 56th floor with their lunch
boxes
in hand.
The first guy opens his and groans in exasperation, "Tuyo! There is not
a
day that I don't get tuyo for lunch!" He turns to his buddies and
announces, "Mark my words, if I still get tuyo tomorrow, I'm going to
throw
myself from this building!"
The second guy opens his lunch box and moans, "Tinapa... Everyday, I get
tinapa!" He looks at his friends and declares, "Believe me when I say
this:
If I get tinapa tomorrow, I'm going to jump and kill l myself!"
The third guy opens his lunch box and it was his turn to despair.
"Galunggong! All I get is galunggong! I'm telling you, if I still get
galunggong tomorrow, I'm going to jump from this building and die!"
The next day, the lunch bell rings and all three men are again seated on
the
56th floor. The first guy opens his lunch box and starts crying,
"Tuyoooooo!" And so he jumps and crashes on the ground.
The second guy opens his lunch box and wails loudly, "Tinapaaaa!" And he
also hurls himself off the building and dies.
The third guy opens his lunch box and screams, "Galunggonggggg! " And
so, he
too jumps off the building and splatters on the ground.
Days later, during the funeral of the three men, their three wives
embrace
and weep together. The first wife cries out, "I didn't know my husband
didn't like tuyo anymore! Why didn't he tell me? If only he told me, I
would
have prepared something else."
The second wife echoes her statement, "Yes... If only I knew, I would
have
cooked something else, not tinapa!"
The third wife, between sobs, speaks up, "I don't know why my husband
killed
himself..." The two wives look at her curiously. "Why?"
She went on, "Because my husband prepares his own lunch everyday..."
MORE JOKES !!!
JOKE TIME
... E N J O Y as LAUGHTER IS STILL THE BEST MEDICINE !!!
~~~
> Usapan ng dalawang mayabang...
>JuanTamad: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
>Vince: Alam ko.
>JuanTamad: Ha? Paano mo nalaman
>Vince: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
~~~
>R1_Ridah: Kumusta ang assignment?
>EMAN115: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
>R1_RIDAH: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
~~~
>TheTRUST: May taning na ang buhay mo.
>RedTailFOOL: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
>TheTRUST: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.?
>RedTailFOOL: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
>TheTRUST: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!?
>
~~~
>Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
>Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang sabihin kung may basketbol sa langit.
>Naunang namatay si Dado.
>Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
>'Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?' usisa ni Rodel.
>'Oo naman!' tugon ni Dado.
>'Parang hindi totoo!' bulalas ni Rodel. 'O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa langit?'
>Sagot ni Dado, 'May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda, may basketbol doon. Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!'
>
~~~
>Different prayers of single women...
>At Age 15: Lord, give me SuperMAN.
>At Age 18: Lord, give me a cute MAN.
>At Age 20: Lord, give me the best MAN.
>At Age 30: Lord, give me a good MAN.
>At Age 40: Lord, give me a MAN.
>At Age 50: Lord, give me sinoMAN.
>At Age 60: Lord, maawa ka naMAN.
>At Age 70: Lord, kaya ko pa naMAN.?
>At Age 80: Lord, kahit hipo MAN lang.
>
~~~
>Misis: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw na lang tayong nag-aaway. Mabuti pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to!
>Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa siguro sumama na ako sa 'yo!
>
~~~
>Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
>ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
>DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!
>
>
~~~
>What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
>Sagot: Girlfriend = Post paid
Call girl = pre-paid
Wife = Unlimited
>
~~~
>Do you know INNER ROW?
>What is INNER ROW?
>Inner Row is that which comes before Pibrerow, Marsow, Abril, Mayow...
>
~~~
>Sa isang classroom...
>Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
>Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks.
>Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your classcard.
>
~~~
>Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
>Pedro: Baligtad yata?
>Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
>
~~~
>Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
>Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
>Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
>Itay: 'Yung tagaayos ng radio sa car !
>
~~~
>Umuwi si mister nang 4:00 AM at nakita niya ang kanyang misis na may katalik na lalaki sa kama.
>Misis: (sumigaw) SAAN KA GALING?!
>Mister: Sino 'yang katabi mo?
>Misis: GRABE KA! HUWAG MONG IBAHIN ANG USAPAN!
>
~~~
>Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
>Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
>Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
>Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
>Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
>Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!
Ive cried about the state of affairs of our motherland bro , how the poorVince said:
folks have to beg money to eat , and i love pinas but while ive shed tears , the
corrupt government officials continue to raid the coffers while people are eating twice instead of 3 square meals.
I guess that essay also has a point. If the people really love their country, they would not let corruption run rampant. I dont know.. i hope pinas is not a lost cause.
i do too. especially when i listen to the song "bayan ko". but i dont know what i can do to make things better for our country, and our people. i feel the same as everyone else in here that wants to help our people and their cause. we have so many rich people here in California alone, millionaires, but they have their money iin the bank here, instead of our country because it can get stolen.redtailfool;920665;920665 said:
Maybe every pinoy here in MFK could brainstorm something, and start from there. I really have no clue where to start.
